The two lad's who decided to go out on Derwent Water, today, in gusting (50mph) winds on inflatable kayaks. Got into difficulties and caused the mobilisation of Keswick MR, plod, plod divers, Coast Guard inshore rescue boat, two fire crews and two ambulances.
Full weight cunts. If they're "locals", they'll get a proper shoeing. Saying that, daughter that lives in town didn't recognise them. She was out running by the lake when it all kicked off.