fuzzy A good friend's now ex got 8 years for writing off a 70 year old woman, cabbaging her man and writing off their car. After all the bullshit he'd fed us, when the truth came out, he'd been on a red wine and Charlie bender all night, woke up on the sofa, was late for work (car salesman), found the spare set of keys (probably after a wee livener) as the friend had hidden his main set, fucked off in his Audi A5 off his tits and crashed head on at an estimated 85 mph with said pensioner. Got out after 4 years on license a few weeks ago and is straight back on the booze and gear, hence the reason he is now an ex. The cunt.