Old guy down the local park, holding the seesaw for his kid (same age as mine or thereabouts) who's just sitting on it, my kid jumps on the side he's holding, like 4 years tend to do, old guy does this Japanese thing that I really hate, sucks his teeth and starts mumbling in a low tone from the back of his throat, I can't make it out, but know it's a passive aggressive move to elicit shame in the protagonist, he's looking to get his dick sucked with an over elaborate apology and he's quite frankly come to the wrong person for that. I catch, "abunai" (that's dangerous) fair enough, "baka" (stupid) and "gaijin" (foreigner). I tell him in Japanese, that the lad's Japanese (he's even wearing a Japanese national shirt), he's just a kid, 4 years old and then in English, that he should go fuck himself whilst pointing at the sticker on the seesaw that states it's for 4 to 12 year olds..
We left the park after that and he carried on like nothing had happened, cunt!
I'd tell our lass about it, but she'll only side with the other fella, so here I am.. 😅