Rudi wrote:"Cork snorted out of her"?!?!Pardon my ignorance, but how does that work? Snorted out of where? Her arsehole? Her fanny? Wouldn't that render the product somewhat moist and unusable? Has anyone mentioned ice docking yet? Or is that lost in the mist of OMJ folk-lore?
Mine would be no good to any lass - would be like a bag of ball bearings rather than owt useful