Ive had a cut-price evening; two slices of Tesco cheese slices, the kind that you have on a burger, five dry crackers and a singular soreen malt-loaf bar.
I want her back here serving me Ocado's finest - BUT... I also want her away with her sister in Anglesey, not coming back until Sunday.
I'm running out of food but my hi-fi is sounding kriss... gonna put some Soul ll Soul on now and see if makes me eat Crunchy Nut Cornflakes, dry out of the packet.
I've not touched Gogglebox, I think I'll cry...