Harvest
And assists can fuck off too.
Loose_Lips
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Harvest
And refs telling players he's going to drop the ball and the player must return it to the opposition. Fuck that, contest it.
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I'd like to see more bookings for simulation. Go down like a snipers bullet has hit you and then spring back into life? Have a fucking card you cheating cunt.And make players bookable for cheating after the game. If the ref reviews a decision by video after the game and sees that someone has conned him for a decision then he should be able to give them a card. And send them by post. It'll drop on the mat of the player concerned the next day and fuck his day up.
Harvest
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Expanding_Man
Opposing team members of same nationality hugging in the tunnel.Fuck off - THIS IS WAR.Or at least let us think that it is, and leave all that stuff for the nightclub later.
Mega_Armageddon_Chickens
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Expanding_Man
The fucking ball barely in the corner area fing.Fucking notrights.
Expanding_Man
Learned commentators teaching me fuckall, aside from who they support.Neutral? Neutral? He's a biased cunt and you know he is.I'd prefer it if he was a biased cunt. And then I'd know where I was.
Reggie_Perrin
The run that is slower than walking pace to get off the pitch when late subs being made. References to simulation instead of cheating. All use of the word "group" in reference to players.Handball not being "deliberate". NO PENALTY.Full on wrestling and pushing at corners, WTF? PENTALTY.
Ray_Hankin's_shorts
Coloured boots
Harvest
I've noticed black boots seem to be re-emerging a bit.
Ray_Hankin's_shorts
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Harvest
My TV's black and white. Maybe that's why.
Ray_Hankin's_shorts
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Reggie_Perrin
Terry Cooper's White Style Matchmakers are still where it's at.
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Tolley
Top tip for players that pull the top of their socks up over their knees.The milk-maid look is not a good one for grown men.
Harvest
Group huddles before kick off. Slapping hands with team-matess when they've won a throw or corner.Subbed players sllapping everyone's hands on the bench and first eight rows of the stand.
Raposa
Plod making it all up at the footy??Well fancy that!!Cuntish.