Stalk by proxy. My eldest lad is currently poolside at a Marbella hotel, partying with Tyler Roberts - and possibly other Leeds youngsters. I’m quite face blind so can only pick out Roberts from the Whatsapp vids I’m being sent.
Good lads! Fill thy boots boys
Which probably explains why Bielsa utilised him in midfield where he looked a far better player.
Impressive use of Google though! 😊
Space, can your lad provide a clobber update and then kindly report back to Misura please?
Raposa Mis will only approve holiday leave based on goals per game ratio and a tick box for middle age dressers Adidas OG trainer governance!
All footballers go on the piss at the end of the season.
Roberts isn’t culpable for us not getting promotion in my humble.
lads 20 or sommat. Let them have a good time bruv! Lifes too short
Them £800 trainers tho are utter bobbins, bloke at work his lad buys all that schmutter. He’s a lift engineer. Looks like sommat off love island. Good looking fucker though👍
My lad thinks nothing of spending £800 on trainers. He’ll have clocked everything people were wearing. He took his scissors and clippers out so I expect he’ll have re-engineered a few barnets too.
Dont mind Roberts, there’s worse than him amidst our ranks.
That said, if he’s wearing as you describe,he needs a swift kick in the gonads! 😂
It’s a thin line between cool and tool, as I’ve always said to my lad.
I had to have a laugh at my lad… he was nearly late for his airport pickup because he HAD TO go for a quick sunbed session before he flew to Marbella. Young ’uns are right cocks today.
When he’s not down the gym kissing his biceps in front of the big mirrors, he’s getting his eyebrows threaded. I’ve told him that if he progresses to getting his arsehole bleached then he’s written out of the will and his pictures get taken off the wall.
Arsehole bleaching? Is that a thing?
space Don’t use Parazone, it stings like fk. Apparently…
From Tyler Roberts goal ratio to shit clothes and then arsehole bleaching in one thread and all within just 16 posts!
Pretty good going that, even for OMJ!
I heard that they all bulk up top half but never work on their legs so they can wear their stupid skinny leggings with those girls shoes they wear.
I see them all in a line by the mirrors every time I go to the gym, all bulking up. They NEVER do cardio.
Well you live and learn.
Reminds me of -
’What’s your ringtone then?'
’Dunno, never checked. Brown I’d imagine’
Veet-ing your knackers as well apparently.
As for the trainers…..
1200 sheets for what look like 90s Reeboks that someone’s jizzed on…….“The king is in the all together, the all together…..”
Travis_Bickle Jesus, they’re horrible. Look like something Robert Smith threw out. As for the price…. .
Quite. However a fool and his money etc.