Chinese death flu apocalypse

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I’ve bought a few extra packets of noodles in case we get quarantined.

hendersonjones

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China Crisis

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It’s spread by droplet transfer so would that be when a Teardrop Explodes?

Raposa

No confirmed cases in UK as yet so it’s still Status Quo

SardineTree

All depends what’s been grown in the Hong Kong Garden - down to bat soup I hear.

Placid

Bat Soup?!?

SardineTree

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Not a musical reference, no Ozzy or Bauhaus track!

Jon

Be just our luck to get promotion and die.

Kevin_Stapleton

If it tek set
You will maga down
If it tek set
You will maga down

It’s a killer, whoa oh, aha
It’s a killer, whoa oh, aha
It’s terrible and dreadful, man
It’s terrible and dreadful, man
You have to rub up, rub up with a langawata
Rub up, rub up with a langawata

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I’m not sure whether to refer to it as Kung Flu, or Hong Kong Fluey.

Reggie_Perrin

Is bat some kind of delicacy or is it eaten by the poor?

Has someone got a load of Tamiflu to sell again?

Mitaman

Reggie_Perrin Keep away from that shit, sends you bonkers.

Flu let the dogs out?
Flu, Flu, Flu, Flu, Flu?

I’ll get me coat….

king_of_the_slums

Bat soup my arse, bet it’s man made and escaped from the bio weapons factory in Wuhan. Although, the less tin-hatted take is it’s come from cobra snakes which were in contact with seafood in a market in Wuhan. Can’t trust China either way, if it’s not viruses, it’s baby milk made from leather, or humans pissing on their vegetables to make them more shiny. Anyway, here’s what you can do.. The Wuhan Virus: How to Stay Safe https://foreignpolicy.com/2020/01/25/wuhan-coronavirus-safety-china/

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king_of_the_slums Any conspiracy sites to go along with this?

Reggie_Perrin

I’m trying to check my cynicism here but this would be a great way to add Chinese looking people to the list of “different” for thick cunts to be scared of and vilify.

king_of_the_slums

Reggie_Perrin you’d be right to be scared of the government..

king_of_the_slums

Oh, shit… 😟

A case of asymptomatic transmission in Anyang, Henan.

A woman returned from Wuhan to Anyang on the 10th and is still asymptomatic as of today. Five (!) of her family members have been confirmed infected with the full virus on her return..

king_of_the_slums

Anchor https://edition.cnn.com/2020/01/26/health/coronavirus-spread-symptoms-chinese-officials/index.html

CharlieG

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Had a dig around.

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2020/jan/26/coronavirus-link-china-biowarfare-program-possible/

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Anchor I thought the official line was something about a chicken fucking a snake?

CharlieG

space Nah, that was a Burl Ives song.

Anchor

space Bloke in the pub was pretty animated about it - live mice, snakes, bats, mice and snakes, mice and bats. You name it - he was livid - although he has morphed into gammon man the last 12 months. Emboldened after Boris’ big win and Brexit.

His thinly veiled racism is no more.

Mitaman

space Do Chickens even have knobs?