What get's me about this whole fucking partygate thing isn't that the idiots had yet another party, it's that despite them having weeks to get ahead of this they've done nothing to mitigate the damage. Blair would have had his team on this and would have gaslit and spun it so it was nothing. Boris just stumbles blindly from one upturned rake to the next.
I'll still bet a tenner he's not going anywhere though.