Anchor I bumped into into William Hill the other day - what are the odds! (I think i've told that one)
Rudi I rang the Emergency Incontinence Help Line. They asked me where I was ringing from. I said "the waist downwards."
Harvest 'Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dog.' ''Ok, just take a seat' 'I can't, I'm not allowed on the furniture.'
Cooley I was scrolling through iPlayer and found the special Star Wars edition of A Question of Sport. It was hosted by Chew Barker.
Cooley When I go to someone’s house and they tell me to make myself at home, the first thing I do is throw them out. I can’t stand visitors.
Anchor Cooley I think this has legs. Prior to throwing them out. Sit around in your pants. Re hanging pictures Wipe your cock on the curtains Convert the back bedroom into a wanking palace with wipe down furniture Change the avocado bath suite etc
CBIT Pablo Escobar was brought down by a bunch of mystery solving teens from Antioquia, Colombia. He'd 've gotten away with it, if it hadn't been for those Medellin kids.
heyho A friend I know has just named his pet rabbit Starsky after the hit 70's TV series. But he told me he still needs a hutch
heyho My wife was rushed into hospital with Buttock spasms. When I arrived and asked where she was the nurse said 'ICU baby, shakin that ass'
