Woman at work told me today she has takeaway Vindaloo five times a week. I said I didn’t believe her. She showed me her history on the app.
Chicken vindaloo and two chapatis five times a week. She doesn’t have rice as she says she’ll get bored of it.
Harvest is she single
And this is the first time you’ve realised that she eats five vindaloos a week
hendersonjones She’s not particularly chunky or has a curryfied aroma. I imagine it goes straight through her with no time to make its mark.
If I was forced to choose I’d go Friday, Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday. No that’s not right. Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday, Sunday. But then comes Monday and that’s three days running. WTF.
Harvest How’s the new job going? Still a bit shit (if you’ll pardon the pun)?
Cooley Yeh, looking elsewhere. I want to be in the same office as people who eat takeaways at a normal rate ideally.
I’m with you brother, two weeks into a new job and I applied for another yesterday.
Bod No. 27 and wants to get married but can’t afford to move out of her parents as she spends all her money on takeaways, eye-lashes and tattoos. Her words.
Harvest cock on
She’s just told me she had a vindaloo on Friday, Saturday and last night. She mixed it up by going out to a restaurant for one of them though. She’s staying off them for a few days apparently.
‘What, until the weekend?’
‘God no. Probably have another on Tuesday.’
‘So just missing tonight then really.’
‘Well yeh, I suppose.’
Harvest I’m flip-flopping between admiration and revulsion.
Harvest Do you think she’s for real or taking the piss?
Jon I thought she was bullshitting until she showed me all her orders on her app. Hundreds and hundreds. She’s also thick as fuck so not capable of making up a story.
Harvest Or fiendishly cunning and capable of backing up her story with a fake app?
Harvest I thought she was bullshitting until she showed me all her orders on her app. Hundreds and hundreds. She’s also thick as fuck so not capable of making up a story.
If she had any nouse she’d be supporting her habit by doing a blog/vlog and eating for free.
Offer to ghost write it for her for 50% of the lovely hot spicy take. Fuck, we could crowdsource content via OMJ.
Offer to butter her crumpet. See what she says to that.
Jon It’s a thought I suppose. She’s probably telling her other half that there’s a right gullible twat at work who reckons I get through five vindaloos a week.