I have settled on my next selection and it is that perfect I am considering hunting down and killing anyone who rates it non essential.
I'm a glutton for fair play so if after you have slagged off my next pick, and OMJ is strangely getting quiet. Well if you've noticed that and you see a limping bespectacled balding grey haired bloke who looks strangely good in a vegan kind of way, well if you spot him and you can walk or jog at five miles per hour or more do it. He will never catch you because his hip is fucked.
Don't rest easy though, because Barry Prudom style I will live in stealth feeding off slug stew at the bottom of your garden waiting for the day you are home alone hanging out your washing. Then I will strike.