Our car was behind the red brick building in Aldi car park. There is a 90 min time limit before you get a £70 fine. We'd had some Belgian waffles in a cafe as well as a bit of a shop and really needed to get back to the car as time was slipping away but couldn't because of these scarecrows having their dance off. I was getting quite stressed.
No, there's zero glamour here Jon. No quirky influences picked up from exciting trips around the continent with these lads. No eclecticism, no seeking of things new or different, just the lowest common denominator. A week in Tenerife on 2 for 1 shots at Lineker's bar maybe, sniffing lines of glucose powder cut with cheap speed. As good as it gets.
