YoungParisian_inExile they’ve crept into the Europa conference league, after selling their star striker and then conspiring to wank away a great start to the season, and will end up 0.75 points per game worse off than Arsenal over the course of the full season, having folded meekly in every competition, been bummed by Aston Villa. They are miles off the pace and yet they’re celebrating losing 2-0 to Man City. Fuck me.
And if some twat ever did the fucking posnan next to me at Bramall Lane when Citeh scored (even if it was ironically), by god, I’d tear them limb from limb.