Jesus - this is what were up against...
"We met a guy who said he was going to vote Labour but wouldn't now because he had just heard that we were taxing condoms," said Labour's Karl Turner, who was first voted in as the MP for Hull East in 2010 and is standing for re-election this
time. "I said, 'condoms?' "Yeah, he said: I just heard on that [pointing to the TV] that you are taxing condoms, and I'm not having it. You're not getting my vote? It was Terence [Turner's parliamentary
assistant] here who worked it out. "We're taxing non-doms, not condoms, I said. 'Oh, he said. 'Like the prime
minister's wife? Ah? He calls out: 'Margaret: they're taxing non-doms, not
condoms."
