Is that not Cabbage Patch Kid or one of his aliases? He used to post on Service Crew forum as me, same avatar, copy and paste long posts from here and post them with added bits. Then it was RealHarvest. A few posts had an effeminate sway and I started getting mails and DMs asking if I was ok - lads from off here and off there, even though I'd never posted on there. I had my own stalker, it was hilarious. I've no idea if that forum still exists, it was pretty awful really. There's only so much steaming ends and one-upmanship you can talk about. I/he might still be on there. He's a Bradford City fan, everything had a slight homosexual tone to it so I'm guessing he is/was either that way inclined or so repressed he could only post it online and when pissed. honestly thought he was gonna ask me out. Pat S wanted to rip his head off, remember? Odd chap but it was fun. He was good with colours it seemed.