The Concord Pilot, The Ting Tong and A Bulgarian Mafia Moll

EEPW

Foxy_Dread

EEPW I'm a little disappointed. Bulgarian mafia killers (which they probably are) would wilt when confronted with some good old fashioned Stiff Upper Lip. Where is your fortitude and British sense of fair play?

Placid

Great post. Best keep schtum and give them a wide berth

fuzzy

Looking forward to reading this tomorrow with a brew and a twix for elevenses. Looks ace at a glance.

Young_Marxist_at_Tescos

You tell me this the week before my mate gets his Latvian ‘pen friend’ over to Wakefield?

Thanks very much 😉

Harvest

Good read 👍

cordshoes

Good read.
Could be great though....can you pick some actors/actresses to play the key parts, please....
My 2 cents:
Martin Freeman
Sheridan Smith
Nigel Havers
Salma Hayek

EEPW

Brian ... Michael Caine
Olga .... Olivia colman
Olgas husband .... Javier Bardem
Ting Tong ..... Michelle yeoh
Me .... Brad pitt. (same age unfuckingbelievably)
The missus ... Kate Beckinsale
The scottish Cleaner (who was defo in on the plot) Sharon small
Incidental guests at Dinner party
Reese witherspoon
Martin Freeman
Vinnie Jones
Dexter fletcher
Ella black
Stephen Fry
Jodie Foster

Flesh on bones as they say.

cordshoes

EEPW It's your call on the cast, you being Chief Scriptwriter 'n everyfing.

fuzzy

Great story. Olga was not a person to fuck with. You would have disappeared.

Travis_Bickle

Brian - Kenneth Connor
Olga - Barbara Windsor
Olga's husband - Bernard Bresslaw
Ting Tong - Amanda Barrie
EEPW - Sid James
EEPW's other half - Hattie Jacques
The cleaner - Joan Sims
The Mayor - Kenneth Williams
Local police chief - Peter Butterworth
Ex-pat neighbour - Charles Hawtrey

Travis_Bickle

Hattie may have been a better Olga on reflection. Swap her with Babs.

space

The Great Bulgarian Muppet Caper.

Brian - Sam Eagle
Olga - Janice
Olga’s husband - Fozzy Bear
Ting Tong - Human guest star Lucy Lui
EEPW - Kermit
EEPW’s other half - Miss Piggy
The cleaner - Pepe the Prawn
The Mayor - Stadler
Local police chief - Waldorf
Ex-pat neighbour - Scooter

Placid

space Brian - Sam Eagle
Olga - Janice
Olga’s husband - Fozzy Bear
Ting Tong - Human guest star Lucy Lui
EEPW - Kermit
EEPW’s other half - Miss Piggy
The cleaner - Pepe the Prawn
The Mayor - Stadler
Local police chief - Waldorf
Ex-pat neighbour - Scooter

🤣

Jon

Impressed how quickly a possible murder has been reduced to which Muppet could play which character.

cordshoes

Jon It's disgusting.
My idea was a proper deep dive film noir involving skullduggery and morality, then it descended into farce by the muppets on here.

Jon

cordshoes Some people can’t take anything seriously. Not even a potential murder, it seems.