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CBIT

otis

CBIT are they fucking divvy?

EEPW

CBIT when i lived in Cadiz i was on the 4th floor of typical spanish terrace house. It was being painted so they had scaffold erected, One night got home absolutely pissed and couldn't find my keys to the main door to the street on the ground floor. bear in mind i was about 50 years old 15 stone the scaffold had not been erected to any kind of health and safety regs (loose boards and traps everywhere) and petrified of heights i clambered up the outside. probably about 100 feet high. woke up next morning on the sofa and shit myself when i remembered what i had done. absolute madness

CBIT

otis on a much smaller scale, I remember one Friday night in town we climbed the crane at lands lane when they were rebuilding the W H Smiths.

otis

CBIT i have a friend who dived off leeds bridge for a laugh.

Diddy got hung over motorway bridge by uni by his legs for a laugh.

Suppose we were all divvies

otis

CBIT did something same except kit off on burley road

For a duff

fuzzy

otis My older brother and his best mate (who later did time for football related violence and got a lifetime ban from Elland Rd) once found a long bit of rope, tied it around my waist and tried to make me abseil down from Tad viaduct. I managed to resist this but they then tied me to a post, put straw around my feet and set it on fire while dancing around me and singing OMD's Joan of Arc. I wasn't badly hurt or anything but my shoes were a bit melted.

Oh how we laugh about it now. Older brothers eh? The 80s were mental times.

Travis_Bickle

otis 'duffers go first'.
Used it in a conversation yesterday about someone 'duffing' me to run over the top of the Victoria Arch thing in the woods at Beckett Park. Kid I was talking to looked at me blankly. Sadly, an underused word now.

Djpekingman

Travis_Bickle Never used or heard it in that context. Duffing or being duffed up was a synonym of chinning as in 'I'm going to fucking duff him up' or 'I'm going to fucking chin him'.

CBIT

Djpekingman Never used or heard it in that context.

Was common in Bramley during my early yoof

Foxy_Dread

If we weren't playing football we were duffing. Duffer goes first was sacred.

Jon

You could get duffed up, girls could get up the duff and you could be duffed to duff someone up. Anymore for any more?

CBIT

Jon At christmas you'd have a plum duff

Jon

Has anyone seen my passport?

fuzzy

Swallows and Amazons had that "better drowned than duffers" line didnt they?

Jon

When I remember who recommended getting the train from Manchester Airport to Leeds they’re getting a swift kick in the knackers.

Djpekingman

Jon Barrel of laughs isn't it? Were there many pissed up weegies on their way to a House of Pain gig in Leeds like there was the last time I used it? Nightmare.

Harvest

Jon Oh Christ, no.

Jon

Djpekingman train from the airport to Piccadilly, tram to Victoria and a two carriage rattler stopping at every one horse town. Rammed.
I was lead to believe there was a direct train from the airport

cordshoes

Jon should have got off at Todmordern for a couple

Djpekingman

EEPW 100 feet for 4 floors? Really?

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