Think I’ve dropped this on you all before, but as the clocks change, it always heartens me to remember a pleasant exchange between me and Mrs YMaT
Her: “What time is it now?”
Me: “Ten past nine”
Her: “Yes, but what time is it really?”
Me: “Ten past nine”
Her: “Yes, but what time was it, this time yesterday?”
Me: “Ten past nine”
Her: “You’re just a wanker, aren’t you?”