Ya know when you're an old fucker

MolOverBeethoven

And taking a piss seems to last forever? Drip, spurt, drip, spurt, spurt, drip.

I've made a breakthrough this week and discovered knowledge likely lost to the ages and probably only still known to and practiced by undiscovered Amazonian tribesmen.

If you gently cup yer bollocks, then lift, and lift again, she's flows again like a veritable geyser. Like you're 18 again and ready to gun.

This post was brought to you by the Old Fuckers Society and why isn't there a dedicated 'Old Fucker's' section on here?

*No prostates were harmed in the course of this test

fuzzy

MolOverBeethoven This is exactly what I'm like. About 4 or 5 pisses per night as well. Gonna try this. Cheers Mol 👍

Harvest

I'm a decent pisser thus far, flow's top notch.

MolOverBeethoven

Harvest

Well, for when things do get sticky, and they will, remember this advice. Cup, then lift, cup, then lift.

I might engineer some lifting underwear to aid the process. Could be the new Wonderbra. It's gold.

king_of_the_slums

I sit down to have a piss now (like 55% of Japanese men). It's a real game changer!

Harvest

king_of_the_slums Tell me you don't stand up to have a shite.

CBIT

king_of_the_slums likewise, been doing for years, better for you

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2023/feb/20/the-splashback-scandal-should-all-men-sit-down-to-urinate

Japanese toilets are the bomb

fuzzy

Harvest The jeopardy involved in that would be off the scale. I can see the appeal if you're really bored 😆

Djpekingman

CBIT The french must be the most anti sitting down to piss nation in the world. Why invent such a shit method of defecation and urination? Just fucking weird.

YoungParisian_inExile

Djpekingman Pretty much non-existant these days.
I remember having a flat in Paris late 80s where to have a shower you put a wooden latice over the squatting WC - beggars ... choosers 😂

Foxy_Dread

When your only horns are cutaneous.

Djpekingman

YoungParisian_inExile When lived in Paris in 98/99 there were plenty of them. In addition to the 'normal' bog in the flat, there was a communal 'squatter' on the landing. Not been used for a while though.