Naughty naughty
There’s a guy in the place in a by-election race,
and he goes by the name of count Binface.
His friends call him Binny & he loves a good shimmy,
& will slaughter the grifter who’s a pure disgrace,
He’s refined, he’s sublime, he’ll make you feel fine, as he clears out the rubbish, he’s misunderstood,
Cos if you know bin, you know he’s gonna win,
& smash far right like no other man could.
You see that he’s mischievous, hilarious yet serious,
As he puts the nasty goose stepper in his place,
& once you know he’s fun & somewhat a comedian,
He gives a grin that goes around from face to face to face,
Backwards & then forwards, forwards & backwards,
Binface is the count who brings the votes in.
That’s an about the time the crowd shouts the name of Binny as he beats the goose stepper & puts nazis in the bin.
Binny’s good, Binny’s good, whaoooo,
Count Binface is good,
Binny’s good, Binny’s good, whaaaooo,
Count Binface is good,
Binny’s good, Binny’s good, whaaooo,
Count Binface is good,
Binny’s good, Binny’s good, whaaaooo,
Count Binface is good.
Oh what a carry on.
Has anyone got any packet?
Has anyone got a tenner?
Cheers, snorted, loooovely.
Ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaa….
Count Binface leading light on the scene (know what I mean),
He makes nazis hide,
He’s whoops his damn arse & as if by design,
Non voters come out to get rid of the snide,
Bin’s going to the top to shake em all around & back down,
You know as he makes us bellow,
Then as smooth as the groove that is making us move,
He upsets all the bigots with a sunny “hello”.
A gentleman to publish, he’s there for your rubbish,
But go easy on old Binface he’s the love you could lose,
So all go out & vote against the tosser they call frog face,
Cos he’s the kind of geezer who should always be abused,
So when he’s in town & there’s a milkshake around,
It should get dashed at the frog face’s suit,
That’s about the time the crowd call to arrest the grifter,
As he’s cotcheled in the corner counting ill gotten loot.
Binny’s good, Binny’s good, whaaaooo,
Count Binface is good,
Binny’s good, Binny’s good, whaaaooo,
Count Binface is good,
Binny’s good, Binny’s good, whaaaooo,
Count Binface is good,
Binny’s good, Binny’s good, whaaaoo,
Count Binface is good.
