borntobemild
One of the fat verminous fuckers recently decided to end it all by flying at speed into my shed window, breaking its neck and smashing the glass at the same time.When I picked it up I was amazed how heavy it was. I thought birds were supposed to be light. I'm amazed it could generate sufficient lift to get off the ground let alone travel at a speed sufficient to break a 6mm sheet of glass.I took the lifeless, but still warm body into the house and suggested to the management that she pluck it and make a pie out of it. The suggestion was declined.Has anyone ever eaten pigeon? Knowingly that is, rather than as a chicken substitute in a dodgy balti house.There are millions of them. They do fuck all apart from wake you up at the crack of dawn with their monotonous cooing, guzzle the vegetable patch, and crap on the car. Aren't we wasting a valuable source of much needed cheap protein? Does Hugh F-W have any good recipes in any of his books?What's the best way of killing them or driving them away?
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kaydubya
Pigeon is really really tasty.I love just about all game.Rabbit pie's nice.
Rudi
Rats with wings.
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