Foxy_Dread Mate of a mate had been drinking one evening at home and needed a piss. As he couldn't be bothered to go upstairs to the toilet he pissed into an empty can and left it by the side of his chair. The next evening, he was looking for a couple of cheeky drinks and was delighted to find a can in the fridge. As it had been opened, and appeared to be flat, and he thought he had just not drunk it the night before, he stuck it in the Soda Stream and fizzed it up before taking a swig and nearly throwing up. It was only later that day that his wife told him she had found the can by his chair and stuck it in the fridge.
