Placid
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Odd_Job
Think the first two LP's - Back in the DHSS and Back Again in the DHSS are genius.
bushnut
gorefidel
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Smutty_Lips
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Ray_Hankin's_shorts
"There is nothing, better in life, than writing on the sole of your slipper with a biro on a Saturday night instead of going to the pub, der der dum"They don't write 'em like that anymore......
Rudi
"You're going on after Crispy Ambulance"
kaydubya
Everything on here:[url]http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/[/url]Especially:I feel like a beggar accepting almsThen being pelted with figsI study my steadily declining chart placingsThey greet me with freezing cold inhospitalityHey, where did that bloke go who said I was vital?I possess the mild air of a retail tobacconistThat’s because I’m a retail tobacconistBut the mayflies on a Berkshire trout riverWould probably tell you a different storyAbout ham-fisted diadems and momentary daydreamsOf mythical dividends and illusory boardroom seatsIn the room festooned with fat beef certificatesFrom county showsDuff Leg Bryn had drank too much againMost of Wem was steering clear of him“I’ve got no time for this twelfth consecutive Rose Bowl”‘Cos at Sunday next at ten to fourI’ve got an invitation forA trip around Katharine Hamnett’s warehouseFollowed by dinner with David EmmanuelWho I can’t wait to tell about my dreamIn which the almost illegal Elton WelsbyIs dressed as a french maid on a moonless bywayLicking his lips as he creeps ever closerFast falls the eventideFast falls the eventideThe public appearance of bitter ex-soap starsWho thought they could go on and do other things besideThe Centre Court amusement at the ballboy’s mishapThat bobbing up and down thing that they do at the PromsOpinionated weather forecasters telling me it’s going to be a miserable dayMiserable to who? I quite like a bit of drizzle, so stick to the factsChannel Four presents “Blowjob”Introduced by Adrian and Sophie HornWho is of course one bloke with a pierced dickWho’s just had the nod from Planet 24Hear him say “surreal”, “bizarre”, “sad git”“Yes indeedy”, “completely and utterly”, “footy”, “anorak” and “respect”Before whipping the audience up into doing the Time WarpWatch him take us live to The Queen’s Arse and FirkinWhere Joseph Bloggs and his amazing Technicolor shellsuitAre about to abort their Steely Dan routineAnd instead embark upon fifteen minutes of mantra-filled oompahFifteen minutes of mantra-filled oompahFifteen minutes of mantra-filled oompahAdrian-stroke-Sophie wants us, the viewers, to ring inAnd say how we think the punters will reactThese are a few of my favourite things…I’m incredibly bored with the word “millennium”I’m with the Jehovah’s WitnessesMillions now earmarked will later be wastedHer Majesty, marvellous, Mother – The MusicalThe fireworks lighting up the Houses of ParliamentDeath in Trafalgar Square, death in the armchairOf cliched old spinsters who’ve never been lovedEvery day is Australia day“Sons and Daughters” and “Home and Away”And then the news comes on and the sound goes down‘Cos she can’t be bothered with all them politiciansThey’re all just a bunch of flaming drongosShe died with her telly on, eighty-seven and confusedWith not enough hospital beds ‘cos all the money’s been usedOn the end of the century party preparationsAnd they reckon that the last thing she saw in her life wasSting, singing on the roof of the BarbicanSting, singing on the roof of the BarbicanT for Toxteth, T for TennesseeT for Toxteth, T for TennesseeT for Thatcher, that girl that made a wreck out of meOh the lady labelled me an idleOh the lady labelled me an idleOh the lady labelled me an idle layaboutLayaboutLayabout
CBIT
I've heard they have a gig in Leeds in mid october
Smutty_Lips
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ObL69
My children love that HMHB song about David Wainwright's feet, its on the Colours Are Brighter compilation of songs for children... they sing the chorus loudly whilst sitting in the back of the car, as a fan of the band from the days of Trumpton Riots EP, this makes me happy. Laura Morgan skips down the streetLaura Morgan takes care of her feet
Cutsyke
One trick pony. A very clever pony but a one trick pony none the less. I'm envious of people who can repeatedly laugh at the same joke.
Segovia
Joy Division Oven Gloves - Class
Placid
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kaydubya
[quote=Cutsyke]One trick pony. A very clever pony but a one trick pony none the less. I'm envious of people who can repeatedly laugh at the same joke.[/quote]Was going to post a dead long reply about wh I don't think they are but can't be arsed. :lol:I just don't think they are."Inside back page, Radio Times, 'My Kind Of Day' with the actors and actresses…"I get up about six, and I have a cold shower, switch on “Today”, Vitamin C,Write some letters ’til quarter past eight, when Olivia takes Oliver to school,It’s about an hour’s drive to Shepperton from ours,So I go through the scripts in the back of the carAnd if I get hungry I’ll eat a Multigrain bar."""I've just finished decorating, it was very irritating,And I know they're going to come around tonight, And I know they're going to say to me tonight -It makes the room look bigger."
gorefidel
If there was still a junior choice on radio 2 they'd be up there with Burl Ives and Rafferty's Donkey on the play list. Great novelty band, but I couldn't eat more than one.
Rudi
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gorefidel
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Smutty_Lips
And credit to them for binning The Tube when they were starting out because Tranmere Rovers were at home.
CBIT
Half Man Half Biscuit - Live In Kershaw's Kitchen!
The latest edition of the Andy Kershaw Plays Some Bloody Great Records podcast is now available. And, on it, I'm thrilled to have the national treasure that is Half Man Half Biscuit playing a live session in the kitchen. Among a number of old favourites, they also play two new songs, never before performed in public - When I Look At My Baby, and I'm Getting Buried In The Morning.
The podcast is available on most podcast platforms, although you may as well just click on this link to it on my website.
https://andykershaw.co.uk/category/podcast/
Reggie_Perrin
CBIT what happened to AK after his very sad marriage break-up and legal problems? He seemed in a lot of pain.