Dogs

young_parisian

Anybody got one ?

currently looking after a french bulldog as the new Mrs YP has f*cked off for a few days to leave me holding the / her 'baby'.

this dog is a 'babe' (local lingo) magnet - i never knew walking a dog could be so much fun...

bushnut

I love dogs and had em throughout childhood, however after getting my own place and seeing how they take over and make other peoples houses smell i refuse to get one. I also couldn't pick up it's shit and it seems neither can a lot of dog owners round here, dirty bastards.

kaydubya

Dogs are ace.

I'd have one if I could keep it outside and there was someone to look after it all day.

Disappointed to see this is about animals. I thought we were talking my specialist subject here.

Bobdobalina

young_parisian

Ad wroteDisappointed to see this is about animals. I thought we were talking my specialist subject here.

fanny magnet mate :D

Smutty_Lips

I have one dog, our lass has two.

Fanny magnets err more not but sometimes yes.

Hoofin_Dan

I seriously hate dogs. And the selfish twats who own them.
They should be banned from residential areas. Either that or allow them to be hunted.
I’ve never understood why I don’t have the right to kill a dog. Why is it okay for me to kill a rabbit or a pigeon but not a dog? What’s the fucking difference?
How come a farmer can shoot 20,000 cows through the head with a bolt but I’ll get arrested if I attack one dog with a hammer?
And if we’re talking animal rights. What about human rights? Why do I have less rights than a fuicking dog? Why cant I shit in the middle of a pavement. Why do I get handed a lollipop and a £40 fine if I try to piss in a street?
I want equal rights. I want the right to shout at anyone who comes near me to fuck off. And keep shouting for hours on end. I want the right to harass anyone I don’t like the look of. I want to be able to go around scratching furniture with a penknife.
And then thre’s the myth of taking the dog for a “walk”. Which in reality means taking the dog to shit near somebody elses property.

Cutsyke

Good dogs, greyhounds, Malamutes, Jack Russells and mutts. All the others a re shite.

Kevin_Stapleton

[quote=Hoofin Dan]I seriously hate dogs. And the selfish twats who own them.
They should be banned from residential areas. Either that or allow them to be hunted.
I’ve never understood why I don’t have the right to kill a dog. Why is it okay for me to kill a rabbit or a pigeon but not a dog? What’s the fucking difference?
How come a farmer can shoot 20,000 cows through the head with a bolt but I’ll get arrested if I attack one dog with a hammer?
And if we’re talking animal rights. What about human rights? Why do I have less rights than a fuicking dog? Why cant I shit in the middle of a pavement. Why do I get handed a lollipop and a £40 fine if I try to piss in a street?
I want equal rights. I want the right to shout at anyone who comes near me to fuck off. And keep shouting for hours on end. I want the right to harass anyone I don’t like the look of. I want to be able to go around scratching furniture with a penknife.
And then thre’s the myth of taking the dog for a “walk”. Which in reality means taking the dog to shit near somebody elses property.[/quote]
:D:D:D:D:lol::D

heyho

A very sore subject in our house. Wife and kids want a dog desperately. Had big discussions about it over the past 6 months or so. I am putting my foot down and saying having one isn't practical as 2 days a week there wil be no one at home 8:30am to 5:00pm and on another 2 days no one at home 8:30am to 3:00pm so it just isn't fair on the dog.

Had a family vote on it - me or the dog and the dog won!!

Actually saying that I don't mind them and if it was practical might have one. But they are most definately a fashion accessory now. Wankers dressed up to the nines walking their pedigree dog around the estate. Tossers the lot of them.

king_of_the_slums

Ar'lass wants a Frenchie and I've told her she can have one next year.

My mate's wife has got one and he takes it out all the time (in summer). He usually goes for the double whammy - cute French Bulldog and his 4 year-old half Japanese half Italian daughter. If there was a yellow-jersey for being fussed over by gorgeous random flange in the park, then he would be wearing it.

What is it about dogs and kids that gets these SP so moist?

oneallanclarke

heyho wroteBut they are most definately a fashion accessory now. Wankers dressed up to the nines walking their pedigree dog around the estate. Tossers the lot of them.

You see them everywhere in Tokyo. Braindead women pampering their ratlike dogs with Loius Vuitton outfits etc. Makes you want to kick the dogs, even though it's not their fault

king_of_the_slums

oneallanclarke wrote
heyho wroteBut they are most definately a fashion accessory now. Wankers dressed up to the nines walking their pedigree dog around the estate. Tossers the lot of them.
You see them everywhere in Tokyo. Braindead women pampering their ratlike dogs with Loius Vuitton outfits etc. Makes you want to kick the dogs, even though it's not their faulthttp://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/08/27/cmJAPANPOOCH_ARTICLE_gallery__470x352.jpg

I've already told Mrs SB, no clothes for the dog, unless it's a baby's Leeds shirt. Might get Robinson's name on the back.. :lol:

gorefidel

young_parisian

king of the slums wroteAr'lass wants a Frenchie and I've told her she can have one next year.My mate's wife has got one and he takes it out all the time (in summer). He usually goes for the double whammy - cute French Bulldog and his 4 year-old half Japanese half Italian daughter. If there was a yellow-jersey for being fussed over by gorgeous random flange in the park, then he would be wearing it.What is it about dogs and kids that gets these SP so moist?

off to the park in half an hour :D - that'll serve her right for disappearing to the Caribbean 4 days after I've moved here.personally not a big fan, don't do an awful lot apart from stop you getting in pubs ..Hoofin' - what's that saying ...'never shit on yer own doorstep'.

steaua_bukkake

young parisian wrote
king of the slums wroteAr'lass wants a Frenchie and I've told her she can have one next year.My mate's wife has got one and he takes it out all the time (in summer). He usually goes for the double whammy - cute French Bulldog and his 4 year-old half Japanese half Italian daughter. If there was a yellow-jersey for being fussed over by gorgeous random flange in the park, then he would be wearing it.What is it about dogs and kids that gets these SP so moist?
off to the park in half an hour :D - that'll serve her right for disappearing to the Caribbean 4 days after I've moved here.personally not a big fan, don't do an awful lot apart from stop you getting in pubs ..Hoofin' - what's that saying ...'never shit on yer own doorstep'.

Got CD mate cheers.Not really into dogs myself either but if it keeps her quiet then it's a bonus and as you say, they're fanny magnets, especially the little shit ones..

young_parisian

steaua bukkake wrote
young parisian wrote
king of the slums wroteAr'lass wants a Frenchie and I've told her she can have one next year.My mate's wife has got one and he takes it out all the time (in summer). He usually goes for the double whammy - cute French Bulldog and his 4 year-old half Japanese half Italian daughter. If there was a yellow-jersey for being fussed over by gorgeous random flange in the park, then he would be wearing it.What is it about dogs and kids that gets these SP so moist?
off to the park in half an hour :D - that'll serve her right for disappearing to the Caribbean 4 days after I've moved here.personally not a big fan, don't do an awful lot apart from stop you getting in pubs ..Hoofin' - what's that saying ...'never shit on yer own doorstep'.
Got CD mate cheers.Not really into dogs myself either but if it keeps her quiet then it's a bonus and as you say, they're fanny magnets, especially the little shit ones..

let me know if you ahve any DJ mates etc who might want a copy, I can always ship a small box out.

Raposa

Not_Now_Cato

Hahahaha....As a habitual lurker since the early days of the old board I felt this thread was worth a post.YP old mate - It'll be a "stroller" to go with the dug before you know it. ;)p.s.CD is the nuts mate. Felicitations.Clouseau.