luxury_scruff
With those small nail scissors. The curved ones...It's a bit dumb and dumber.I was going for John Kennedy in the Hamptons. It's Crimewatch I tell thee.You ever cut your own hair and got a story?I come from a family of hairdressers too.*Fuck My Barbicide Life*
Smutty_Lips
Just the other week.I cut my hair with clippers - set to half an inch - but no mirror.I then went to check my handiwork in the mirror - I'd left a tuft.Back to the clippers and zoomed it off. I lowered the clippers to the sink and a whole chunk of hair fell down. At that moment I realised I'd removed the half inch guard and gone down to the bone.I had to give missen a full skinhead.
MolOverBeethoven
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gorefidel
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MolOverBeethoven
Ours used to butcher us with something similar, hurt like holy fuck too when it snagged.
Travis_Bickle
We should start a survivors group! Fucking things killed. Don't worry, it'll be fine when your hair is wet, no it fucking won't. Thinking about it, you were probably meant to change the razor blade which I'm pretty sure he never did.
young_parisian
Kennedy haircuts, Brooks Brothers ... you'll be wearing them daft FBI specs soon :D
uppercut
It was my mum who used to do the murdering of the barnet in our house with one of them "Razor/comb combos"...Either that or my dad would take us to the madman just round the corner from the engineering place he worked and say to the fella "Take it all off" - a classic post war short back and sides would follow...and this was mid 70s and with my jug ears as well...monday at school would be a nightmare.Got my first squizz at a Mayfair in the smoky old waiting area though...so it wasn't all bad.
Placid
Bruno's Barbers - Harehills - 1940's haircuts in a 1970's world. Still emotionally scarred.
Rudi
came home pissed up and did a Travis Bickle one night in the early 90's. Woke up with me nut stuck to the pillow with dried blood. At the time I was doing a window cleaning round on the estate. There were a few terrified pensioners that morning. One old dear came out with a cup of tea for me and nearly fainted on the spot. I had big Bic razor marks all down me skull.
fulmine
My barnet's more like John Kennedy at Dealey Plaza.
MolOverBeethoven
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luxury_scruff
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LCA10
Been doing mine for years when your using clippers you get used to it as there isn't too much to cut. :lol:
bobby_collins
1990 - Bez style haircut Friday afternoon at gaff up by Leeds Uni (same lad used to cut Dave Gedge's barnet)Same evening - dropped acid then spent evening listening to Joy Division. See reflection in mirror and decide hairdresser has missed a bit on sides. Scissors come out of drawer ...Saturday - visit to traditional barber. Number 2 crop ...
Cutsyke
Two lads I used to work with cut each others hair once. Only once. First one went okay, nice grade 3 no poblem. Then he sets about his mate. Goes ok and he gets a bit carried away trying to give the other a nice level square neck finish. Only it's not straight. Bit high at the left. Then a bit high at the right. Then the left. Then the right....Bloke from Malaysia I worked with (same place) he'd tidy your hair up for you no problem. Learned how to cut hair off the Brits he used to tell everyone. God Save The Queen, all that bollocks. Empire. He'd laugh like fuck. He's giving this old Irish lad a trim round the ears in the workshop. Electric clippers started acting up, never missed a beat, leant over, grabbed a can of WD40 off the shelf and sprayed the shears and this bloke's head up the left side as he went.
Stoychenkroyften
Some mates cut my hair once. I must've been about 14 or 15 and we went to this lads house after school. I had long hair down to my shoulders and these lads hung me over a chair or a table or something and got some garden shears and hacked away at it. They were a bit blunt and didn't really do a good job so they changed to kitchen scissors. It was a f**king mess.So I wandered round to this lasses house and her sister was training to be a hairdresser and she did the best she could to neaten it up.Then dyed it black. And yes, before you ask, I did look like a tw@.
Reggie_Perrin
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king_of_the_slums
Did mine grade 3 all over with the clippers when I got my first job in London. Got a bit adventurous with the grade off tidying up the back and slipped and put a massive shaven upside-down U into the back of my head. 1st day on the job and the cunts nicknamed me Wimbledon, figured in it looked like a tenniser round the back. Did the same at the weekend - grade 3 all over - without the go-faster stripe - well care in the communityAnyone cut their pubes off? Right laugh that!
Travis_Bickle
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