ginsberg
He looks like a bloke from a bad dream.
Travis_Bickle
I'm thinking Playmobil Peter Sutcliffe
gorefidel
What sort of hat do you think he wears?
fulmine
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ginsberg
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gorefidel
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Travis_Bickle
Nowt wrong with a cricket hat!
fulmine
One of those Pretty Green ones, I reckon. Eh, Mol?
MolOverBeethoven
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Guest
*chunters to himself*
Travis_Bickle
TV's Gary 'Guvnor' Wilmott as 'Buttons'
gorefidel
[quote=Travis Bickle]TV's Gary 'Guvnor' Wilmott as 'Buttons'[/quote]Not quiteBig fan of JCIG he is...[img]https://www.cnpprofessional.co.uk/media/upload/image/the-guvnor.jpg[/img][quote]Here is my profile with some of my likes and dislikes. Why not also check out my MySpace profile here?Full Name Mickey Francis;Height 5’ 10”Weight 288 lbsBirthplace ManchesterNeck Measurement 22 inBiceps 18 inWaist 36 inChest 50 in Titles All Nations HeavyweightChampion of the WorldCatchphrase ‘Who’s the Daddy?’Finishing Move The ‘Daddy of All Clotheslines’Favourite Venue ‘Anywhere where there are plenty of children to come and say hello, and make me feel special’Cars Owned Black Mercedes Convertible, Black Range Rover Vogue, Black Chrysler 300Favourite Food Kharai Mixed from Shere Khan Restaurant, Wilmslow Road, ManchesterDislikes Lies, Rude JokesInspiration Wrestling is in my blood, my Father was a wrestler!Favourite Music ReggaeWeakness Hobnob’ biscuits (because the packet has to be eaten!)Ambition To win the WWE Heavyweight Championship of the World!Favourite Animal Siberian TigerEntrance Music The Guvnor Theme by JermaineWhich person in the World would you most like to meet? Nelson MandelaHeroes Brave KidsBiggest Disappointment to date Not having twin boysCareer Highlight Winning the ‘All Nations Championship of the World’ in front of my familyHobbies Weight Training, Boxing, Rugby & seeing the faces of disadvantaged kids light up with a smile when they come along to the shows[b]Favourite TV Program Shameless[/b]Favourite Film The GodfatherFavourite Book GuvnorsFavourite Country EnglandFavourite Tag Partner The Masked DestroyerFavourite Comedian Peter KayFavourite Colour Blue[/quote]
Travis_Bickle
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MolOverBeethoven
Or a local correspondent for Sabotage Times. :D
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onandoff
Never butchered my own barnet but when i was 18 a mate let me do his. It ended up via another retreating right and left in a bad mohican with liberal razor scars up both sides. The lad has not cut his hair since and now has locks down to the back of his knees.
gorefidel
So I needed a haircut.... and having moved office, I spotted a place just round the corner from the new one. Two Syrian fellas, one of whom speaks English. I get the one who doesn't. The one without the certificate. You know barber have certificates?I ask for a trim, the senior, certified barber interprets and off we go. Now I've been having me hair a bit longer for the past few months and just wanted it tidying up. But I'm started to get worried at the amount of hair hitting the overall I've got on. So I re-emphasise TRIM. The other fella looks up, come over, grabs the scissors and takes over while giving the other fella rapid instructions. Only he cuts more off. Then hands the scissors back. This happens a couple more times. By now I've given up, I'm just hoping for the damage to be limited...The one with the certificate takes over again and this bottle of meths comes out. Douses this big earbud thing, sets it on fire and proceeds to set the hair in me ears on fire, then quickly slapping my ears to put it out. Does this repeatedly and then has a look at my nose holes. I shit my self. Luckily I didn't seem to have any hair there so he moved on. I now have a #2 with the smell of singed hair. He gets this bottle of lemon stuff (hair gel?, nah) and slaps it all over my freshly shaved neck and burnt ears. They now have to peel me off the ceiling. The rest of the customers just look on as if its all normal. All for £10. The wife thinks the singed ears are an improvement. No sympathy the cow.
Guest
Did one of them film it on their mobile? That's what i imagine happy slapping to be like. :D