Cutsyke wroteTake a hip flask of brandy, you'll be right. Love the link to the site with maps on. Love maps full stop. Take a lighter and fill Gobby's bag with fire wood.
Gobby's the butty mule. I just take cigs and playing cards. Needham will have a racing post, flip flops and four stellas. Valdaree, valdraaa..........
Keep an eye out for us in the press..
"Leeds scuffers in rescue drama"
Three ill prepared hill walkers were air lifted of the hillside of Skiddaw on Saturday night. Having run out of cheese slices sandwiches and monster munch. By half six they had already drawn lots on who was the second course. Armed with 40 Rothmans a racing post and a fist full of used betting slips the hill walkers lacked experience and preparation for their icy assent of one the Lake Districts challenging climbs.
