Stupid stuff that makes you laugh

Travis_Bickle

Harvest

Ah, the great Tony Gubba.

Harvest

Seriously, who is it?

Travis_Bickle

I'm guessing it's meant to be Terry Wogan?

Cuts

David Soul?

Harvest

Top marks for the cast iron syrup.

CBIT

Queen and Adam Lambert will be releasing the first-ever virtual reality live concert 'experience'. Which they're calling... VR The Champions.

Reggie_Perrin

Dodgy bar act in Magaluff 20 year ago. Bobby Slatts and Fubar.

CBIT

scootay

The ex

Raposa

Misura wrotehttps://twitter.com/doodlewhale/status/882334914473013252

That's ace!

space

Misura wrote
scootay wroteThe ex

Is that 'ex' as in 'ex ex' or 'ex' as in 'recently ex'? Should i put a stop on my order of 50 OMJ branded yarmulke's for the wedding?

Fuck sake Scoots. I'd reserved a toaster at the Rubery Argos.

scootay

space wrote
Misura wrote
scootay wroteThe ex

Is that 'ex' as in 'ex ex' or 'ex' as in 'recently ex'? Should i put a stop on my order of 50 OMJ branded yarmulke's for the wedding?

Fuck sake Scoots. I'd reserved a toaster at the Rubery Argos.

Ex ex (ex?) Fuck Knows!

The one who left me for the copper last year got married to him Thursday..

The shit time I had and the way I was for a couple of months after it all broke out has paled into complete insignificance.. I have had a fantastic last year.. proper enjoyed myself, one of my favourite ever.

I was with the exes daughter on Monday, she popped in to see me. She still can't stand her mums new fella and says her mum and him argue a lot.. hardly a good groundbase for marriage.

But I don't give a fuck and I love that I feel that way,. And I find it hilarious now.. realised a looong time ago that I'm far better off without her..

And the new relationship is going strong. She's the nicest woman I've ever met in my life,

This is the one

Reggie_Perrin

This king of what people could cLl their kids that would make me giggle. Bear Grylls is a favourite as the list is almost endless:

Beef
Mixed
Danepack
Steak
Skanda (just for us old Loiners)

king_of_the_slums

https://www.instagram.com/p/BWvL34Ig0a9/?taken-by=lukeunabomber

Luke Una as always keeping it real.

Acid Cougars has become common parlance in our house.

Primrose Hill Nonce Fest is a new one :D

Top rant..

Reggie_Perrin

The "Simply Simply Lovely" old bloke from Sheffield or wherever he's from. Piss funny.

Young lads are wearing tee-shirts with "Simply Simply Lovely" or "Plenty left in the tank" on. Also my mate saw a load of lads getting off a plane on some do and each one said tot he lass on the plane door, "Be seeing you"

CBIT

[quote]Annual spending on defence:
USA £820bn
Cuba £700m
Man City £200m
Bosnia £180m[/quote]

Reggie_Perrin

The way that "edgy" in adverts or mainstream dramais still portrayed by punk music or someone dressed vaguely punky.

Latest McDonald's advert prime example. Buzzcocks music for the new wrap things. 40 year old music.

Ray_Hankin's_shorts

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scootay

A friend of mine asked me to sell his car for him, he's currently incarcerated at hm pleasure.

Ended up trading it to another mate and the best I could get for the car was £4050, my mate was hoping for more but it wasn't worth it.

The car was to be picked up at mine and then the buyer had to give the money to the owners mum.. I told the buyer that for £4250 he could shag my mates mum as well... I told the lad inside this as well to wind him up... he thought it was funny and then told his mum what I'd said...

So my pal goes to the mothers house, stands in the kitchen and counts out £4050 and passes it to her..

She then looks him in the eye and said are you not interested in the £4250 offer Then?

The phone calls after were hilarious

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