Death List 2026

MolOverBeethoven

A satirical swipe but nailed it.

"In death Mr. Paisley is recognised as a singular force for political amnesia as the great and the good of politics openly forget his near infinite flaws in favour of acknowledging he became old and irrelevant to a Northern Ireland hell bent on a bright, inclusive and promising future".

Young_Marxist_at_Tescos

humphrey plugg wroteIan Paisley was the leader of the Democratic Unionist Party, a political party with no paramilitary connections. The Progressive Unionist Party, a small political group is linked with the UVF and the Ulster Democratic Party, another small unionist party is linked to the UDA. Ian Paisley never spoke on behalf of loyalist paramilitaries, they had their own agenda. Paisley's agenda was maintaining Northern Ireland as part of the United Kingdom, but he never advocated or promoted the slaughter of innocent Roman Catholics.

That's what I meant above. The DUP never needed to advocate killing Catholics. There were always plenty amidst the alphabet soup of Loyalist mobs all too ready to knock off the nearest available Taig

Mega_Armageddon_Chickens

humphrey plugg wroteIan Paisley was the leader of the Democratic Unionist Party, a political party with no paramilitary connections. The Progressive Unionist Party, a small political group is linked with the UVF and the Ulster Democratic Party, another small unionist party is linked to the UDA. Ian Paisley never spoke on behalf of loyalist paramilitaries, they had their own agenda. Paisley's agenda was maintaining Northern Ireland as part of the United Kingdom, but he never advocated or promoted the slaughter of innocent Roman Catholics.

Set up the Ulster Constitution Defence Committee and Ulster Protestant Volunteers amongst other groups. I believe they liked a bomb or two

humphrey_plugg

Mol wrote
humphrey plugg wroteIan Paisley was the leader of the Democratic Unionist Party, a political party with no paramilitary connections.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

humphrey plugg wrotehe never advocated or promoted the slaughter of innocent Roman Catholics.

But then historically revisionism was always the stock and trade of the Ulster loyalist. A religious and homophobic bigot as is his spawn defended by an Ulster protestant. Who's have thought it? The world's a safer place today regardless of the peace forced upon him late in life. His precious God can judge him on whether it was enough to atone for 40 years of inciting division, hatred and bloodshed.

And in your warped view of the world McGuinness and Adams are up there with the Dalai Lama and Ghandi.

luxury_scruff

Bloody catholics and protestants. Quite literally.

MolOverBeethoven

humphrey plugg wrote
Mol wrote
humphrey plugg wroteIan Paisley was the leader of the Democratic Unionist Party, a political party with no paramilitary connections.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

humphrey plugg wrotehe never advocated or promoted the slaughter of innocent Roman Catholics.

But then historically revisionism was always the stock and trade of the Ulster loyalist. A religious and homophobic bigot as is his spawn defended by an Ulster protestant. Who's have thought it? The world's a safer place today regardless of the peace forced upon him late in life. His precious God can judge him on whether it was enough to atone for 40 years of inciting division, hatred and bloodshed.

And in your warped view of the world McGuinness and Adams are up there with the Dalai Lama and Ghandi.

Nope, have never mentioned them, merely correcting the massive holes and fabrication in your eulogy as did DJ. I didn't give a personal opinion on Paisley, said it was for his God to judge him. When they [above] die I'm sure they'll get their due discussion and I'll be happy to chip in accordingly. I'd also add that presuming to know someone's unspoken opinion and beliefs based upon their childhood religion and place of birth is exactly the type of bigoted profiling Paisley would have been proud of.

Reggie_Perrin

Seemed like a cunt, didn't help matters. He had a good innings but on balance.....fuck him and his little bowler hat and gloves.

MolOverBeethoven

Humphrey, on reflection my tone was a bit barded, unnecessary really. You're entitled to view people as you see fit.

patlaughter

Might have said all this before but met Paisley at the European Parliament years ago and as much as he was a cunt the one thing you remembered was his amazing presence -but all things considered he was a cunt.

Travis_Bickle

I had a shit at the European Parliament. And the European Court of Justice. Guess what I did at the International Court of Justice in the Hague....?

Djpekingman

Unless you're some kind of lunatic apologist for murdering bastards

Djpekingman

in whicj case bollocks tro you

twopointslost

love pissed posts.

Harvest

twopointslost wrotelove pissed posts.

Fulmine's Friday night ramblings are legendary. Remember the time Stoychenkroyften posted on here pissed about his thing for pregnant women. Couldn't delete it as someone had quoted it.

Harvest

Here we go...

http://www.onemickjones.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=10893

Travis_Bickle

'Whale and dolphin noises'......

humphrey_plugg

Djpekingman wroteUnless you're some kind of lunatic apologist for murdering bastards

No I'm not-all them paramilitary groups are scum, mostly drug dealing gangster with a few pyschos too.

humphrey_plugg

Mol wroteHumphrey, on reflection my tone was a bit barded, unnecessary really. You're entitled to view people as you see fit.

On reflection Paisley was a bit of a knob, bigoted bastard

I_Wood

Shughie McFee, Angus Lennie passed away
Never liked that bit in The Great Escape where he was machine gunned to death on the barbed wire
Say Yes/No to Independence it's what he would/nt have wanted.

Reggie_Perrin

I Wood wroteShughie McFee, Angus Lennie passed away
Never liked that bit in The Great Escape where he was machine gunned to death on the barbed wire
Say Yes/No to Independence it's what he would/nt have wanted.

Never liked the bit in the cooler where Ives is asking Hilts if he "studied physical education" at college. Smacks of the kind of arrogant shit McQueen might have insisted upon to feed his ego.

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