I was doing last minute shopping in a York retail park yesterday, trying to leave the car park and a bloke is parked right behind me so I give a quick pip on the horn to get his attention, fucker goes mental and start giving me vigorous V signs across his Mrs in the passenger seat, I just face forward and think what a fucking bellend with a shrug, determined not to get angry. Then he reverses into a spot, I reverse out and start to pull away, he's out of his car now, I wind my window down and with a big smile say "And a Merry Xmas to you too mate!" - fucking auld cunt (must've been pushing 60, whereas I'm a youthful 53) goes mental, starts shouting and screaming, "you want some" n all that bollocks, then runs towards me, fist cocked. And it's a big brickie type fist that's cocked. My window's still open and there's families around so I don't want to speed off while I've got one eye on this radge and hit someone, but this bloke has lost it completely, I'm laughing not able to believe how this has escalated, saying to him what the fuck is wrong with you, he's now debating whether to twat me through the open window, I'm leaning over into the passenger seat so he hasn't got a clear target. Then I see it's clear in front of me so I start pulling away slowly, still kids n families crossing but all gaping at this loony in the middle of the road, some kids n women looking scared. He starts to back away, I pull away, then stick my head out and give him one last "Merry Xmas mate, season of goodwill, I hope Santa brings you everything you want!"
What the fuck is wrong with people?! I'm just glad I didn't lose my temper, was quite pleased with myself. I know what you mean UTG, always feel worse about my own behaviour than the other twat's.
