Molitor_5901
No way would I do that, giving me shivers just trying to spell the word.
Harvest
Too right.
Bielsa’s_Bucket
Royal Garden again. Back on the Bitburger. Carb loading for the C2C. Only 4 weeks away now TB :)
Bielsa’s_Bucket
I got a flash deal on this hotel. 75% off so cost me £120. And I'm in a basic room I don't think many others in the hotel bar got the same deal so they've all paid £500 plus for the night. The place is packed with arseholes. All dressed like they've been to the opera. There's a big fat loud fucker who I think is from Canada. Talking like he owns an airline and there's around a dozen blokes stood round him taking in every word and not one of them getting a word in. In the group they're all blokes apart from a couple of Eastern European girls who are throwing down the cocktails like they're not having to pay, which they're not. Scruffy as fuck in the middle of loads of tuxedos. Waitress is stunning. There's a group of lads stood at far end of bar who for some reason make me think of Londonbeat ? Some classical music playing in background which needs switching off and a juke box installing. Canada bloke is getting louder and I just heard him say ' all Turks are great'. William Wallace, they're all talking now and getting louder. Not the English. Getting louder. Small cockney bloke joining in now. Masticate or masturbate, not sure which he said. Difficult to keep up and the Turk fan is a complete cunt. Pat where are you. He just said fuck the queen. Little cockney responds with God save the queen. I'm ducking fuming. Get me back to the second west. There's a few drinking groups in here but these are the loudest so can't really hear what others are saying. Loud group are stood at bar and wanting somewhere to sit. I've got a table to myself with 6 empty chairs round it. I think the noisy Canadian Turk fan has already sussed that the worst thing he could do is ask me to move. I've got a full pint left and not in a rush to leave. But the longer I stay I can see me wrapping one of these empty chairs round the back of his head. Think I'm 18 again but know I'm 44 and should know to control myself. This phone is keeping me calm. They're talking olive oil now ?
Bielsa’s_Bucket
His group is getting smaller. The girls have fucked off now. But a new ones joined them. 40ish. Looks a bit like sheryl crow. Short tight dress sat on a bar stool. Fat Canadian upsetting a Scottish bloke now. Scot is threatening to teach him Scottish martial arts now. Fat cunt backing down now. You're not kicking my arse he said. Laughing and joking again now. Little cockney trying to act as peacemaker. Cunt. Leave them to it.
Bielsa’s_Bucket
Are you Scottish or British ? British. You cunt. Getting nasty. Best order another pint. You can take the lad out of scholemoor :)
Bielsa’s_Bucket
You're all ignorant Brits now. Why the fuck are they all stood round him laughing. Olive oil again now. The best one smells like gasoline ? They're all experts in olive oil. Barbara is living with Christos. I'm lost now. They're all picking their bags up to leave. Anti climax
onandoff
Good work on hat tiny keyboard! I get so bored sitting around in hotel bars - I leave it until the last pint if I can still manage one. There's never anyone there blathering on when I'm there other than the barman
CBIT
Enjoyed that LBB, next time a few surreptitious photos wouldn't go amiss.
Sunset_&_Vine
Excellent LBB. I am in a tiny little hotel in Paris next week, I hope its as entertaining...
scootay
At an Asian wedding...Banghra'd off me tits
Molitor_5901
Food report danke.
Raposa
Dee Dar city centre again.Lot of Goths about today..wonder if they'll be all on the Leeds train later?
Sunset_&_Vine
Paris, staying in Neuilly, not far from la defense. Its near the office, but not much to do. It doesn't feel right going to Le Big Ben English. First time travelling on the Eurostar, delayed for two hours as someone had thrown themselves in front of a train. That aside I was reasonably impressed, and there seems to be a higher percentage of attractive French women on the train than flying. I am sure a few of them were thinking they would like a quickie (vitey in French) with me, as I was of them. I heard that balding, pot bellied, middle aged Englishmen are high on the desirable list from sexy young Parisians.
Djpekingman
Used to work in La defense. Soulless concrete monstrosity. Like the merrion centre but stuck out the other side of miggy without any of the scuzzy pubs and clubs. Normally deserted by 8 in the evening apart from the odd bewildered japanese tourist looking at the solitary carousel and thinking 'this is not what it said in the brochure' and who got on the metro to Disneyland and ended up at the wrong end of the line. Lots of badly dressed parisian women, some memorable for their acres of upper lip that needs a serious waxing.
Travis_Bickle
Visitors Centre, HMP Armley...
Placid
On the patio, love that sun me. Starting to look like pissed park pugilist. A ruddy faced all year tan.
Misura
East mids airport. Bar. Tried to get a 'no pope in rome' and 'no surrender' chants going, but to no avail.
Misura
moved onto 'the sash my father wore', the kids sat in the ball pool of the wacky warehouse are looking at me with incredulity.
Ray_Hankin's_shorts
How many German bombers are visible?