Old_Man
Train to scumchester for a spot of lunch. guy opposite me likes saying like. Might put him the cunts thread
patlaughter
Went to theDerby this afternoon hoping to cop off with her. We have a load of kids with us and everybody gets lost and then after the last race it all kicks off big time. Saw bits and bats all over the place but the most impressive off was in the concert arena where 50 went against 50, the stewards got battered
Smutty_Lips
Had my first proper horse bet in years today, all through following a leeds bloke on twitter, gave away some handy inside info on Tuesday. 5/1 winner today. In the spirit of the thread i was in bed when i put the bet on.
Old_Man
Home thank god.The visit to Manchester was a totally mental day.Boozing from 1 till 11 last night, 2 meals, 10 bars, 2 bottles of wine on top and she slipped me a viagra. Life at nearly 50. Dying on me arse doesnt quite do how I feel justice.
MolOverBeethoven
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patlaughter
Ironing get lucky shorts on and running for the train....they are purple
Cuts
Gents at work. I have other hiding places but you can't beat the classics.
Cuts
Get Lucky Pat!
patlaughter
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Although I was a little concerned when she revealed that her dad is generally referred to as the king of the gypsies
Harvest
Bamboleo.
patlaughter
So anyway...... She rings up unexpectedly and says she is coming around because I am going into rehab tomorrow, the flat is a tip so I spend two hours throwing things into bin bags. She gets here we go to the pub and then she gets a phone call saying her youngest has jumped out of the window and run away after an argument with the eldest, who has just come out of hospital having had his ear lopped off by a samurai sword. So where I am now is in a slightly tidier flat feeling that things could have gone better. Toni wildish is her name, all over google
Ray_Hankin's_shorts
She looks, erm, quality Pat........Enjoy
Harvest
How long does rehab last?
Molitor_5901
If she's the one who was all over Danni Amour on Shebang, then I've cracked one off to her.Soz.
patlaughter
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I_Wood
Sat on my balcony in Bradford, had a great day in Garden, enjoying a few drinks, looking over towards Halifax the sky is lighting up every two seconds and thundering, great to watch but a right storm is coming West to East..
Placid
Just been watching that. Wish it would hurry up and get to Leeds.
I_Wood
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