Fiery_jack
just finished chores, watching Cowboys and aliens on Netflix
Smutty_Lips
Haa a weekend just outside Clitheroe, leave tomorrow.Spent two hours in the centre of Blackburn Saturday afternoon. Killing time, wow. Passed over six pubs until finding a shithole that was just about acceptable.
Ray_Hankin's_shorts
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scootay
It was a bmw I sold to a copper in Liverpool. He'd only had it a day and phoned up to say the engine was knocking it's tits off. We'd just serviced it and Mot'd it two days before. I had to take him his part exchange back then assess the car and see what it was. It was the pulley on the water pump. Didn't know why it had decided to start making a noise but it had. He was having none of it and wanted his money back so I refunded him. We had just crept in with that deal on the last day to make wages. So losing the deal came off our wagesThe water pump was 22 quid. Fuckin customers.
CBIT
ACAB
patlaughter
A bit of a strange one. The x flat mate Michaela meets a fella in the Chinese takeaway and brings him back to mine. They go off on various coke missions and eventually arrive back at mine about 5, I'm giving a lecture on Aboriginal crime at 9 and I can't be bothered with the white chat so I shoot off to the office about 6. As I leave the house I remember the fella tells me that his granddad was elected president of Jamaica in 1958. Give a bad lecture and walk out to receive messages from Michaela telling me she is feeling threatened. Try to ring her to check she is ok. No answer so I ring 999. Very rarely I am suited and booted, but I was because I was supposed to be at the graduation ceremony, instead I limped up the street to see the flat surrounded by two police vans and four police cars. M is off her head on gear, the fella has run off I have to give a long statement to one of the coppers in the garden whilst she is being forensically examined in blue gloves by the female coppers. I have half aneye on the white flakes on the table but luckily they didn't. Life marches on
Fiery_jack
Currently sat at the kitchen table working from home,,,,(yeah I know). Looking after Mater who sadly has terminal C, so this is the best way I can get her to eat summat.Kinnel Pat, you should start writing films.
Ray_Hankin's_shorts
Standing in 'The Street' at GSK House in Brentford wishing my next meeting would hurry up so i can bugger off home and see the kids
Travis_Bickle
Physio. Back gone again big time. Never known pain like it. Time for them to work some magic. Please god......
Travis_Bickle
30th Annual Bar Conference, Westminster Park Plaza. A lot of tweed, disappointingly low red kecks count so far.....
Travis_Bickle
Heard from Helena Kennedy QC. You'd want your daughters to hear her speak. Inspiring stuff.
Travis_Bickle
Panel including the Solicitor General now. You're jealous I know.....
Old_Man
I'm at parents soon, corned beef stew and Yorkshires on the menu. Little OM cant wait to get his chops round it.
Bielsa’s_Bucket
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Travis_Bickle
Premier Inn, Dover
Old_Man
Bet that's inspiring TB.
Travis_Bickle
Some good people watching for me and the Mrs in the 'Pub'. Think Weird Fish fleeces and Help for Heroes. Decent meal in a place the Mrs found on the prom earlier. Hake with samphire. Kids are giddy. Ferry in the morning.
Djpekingman
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scootay
Yorkshire clinic waiting for my hernia op
MolOverBeethoven
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