scootay
Don't think it's keyhole, but it's not too big a slice I don't think. Sat here in surgical stockings, paper knickers and a back to front gown. Nice
Old_Man
Ha ha proper made me laugh that Scootay.Dare say your not finding it funny loosing your dignity mind.
scootay
In recovery just eaten some toast. Pain was awful when I came round and wouldn't stop shivering for half hour. They had to put an air pipe under the sheets blowing hot air in.But anyway, most worrying thing is this...Just put my hand on my nob and noticed it was wet. I thought, jesus, please don't say I had a little piss while under. Only it's not piss, it's either pre cum or spunk. So have I had a dirty dream while under or has someone had a little play when I was coming round. Very fuckin odd that. But I reckon i must have had a hard on during the op! Could only happen to me that
scootay
and apologies if I've just made you puke your tea up
Old_Man
Ha ha ha. Only on OMJ can you get stories like this.Hope you recover fast Scootay.
Travis_Bickle
Mine was keyhole. The gas they use to blow you up gets trapped inside you. Hurt like fuck. They gave me some liquid opiates that meant I was spaced for a couple of days. Very pleasant actually.Seems they blew you off Scoots. Obviously hurts less......
scootay
Three hours ago I'd not felt pain like it for a long time. Couldn't move and said there was no way I could go home. They said there was no way I was staying. Made it home and not as bad so they were right. But yes my paper knickers were ripped and I was spunky. When I came round I told the nurse she looked like our lass. Don't think I've had a wet dream since I was 16
Mitaman
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scootay
If I dream about cars I wake up in a cold sweat. Don't need reminding of that nightmare. Sold the first car of the month on the 19th and only sold two since. This is the biggest disaster ever. Bank will be recalling their money at this rate. Two disastrous months on the trot and only one good month out the year. It's no joking matter, the jobs over. Another pal went out of business last week. The job truly is fucked. We're not going to replace anything we sell till we half our stock and halve the auto trader bill. Been in contact with some dealers in Japan and thinking of importing different stuff. Also bought two campers last week and a van. It's either radically change or go under.
Smutty_Lips
Sat in a pub, having just had a pre interview interview. The firm I went to see in Dublin last week seem hell bent on humiliating me. The proper interviews start shortly and it is for a shit job I consider way over qualified to do, I wouldn't have gone but the job spec was that broad some of it seemed challenging and interesting. The daft thing is it sounds as if they pay decent money for a. Monkeys job.Edited to add.The Dublin office interviewed me last week for a job in my field, sports trading at an online bookmakers. The main bloke told me at the end of the interview he was very impressed. I now think i blew it with the HR woman, i've never had a HR type interview with all the cliched questions for this type or role so was caught off guard, I suspect that cost me the job. Got good feedback, impressive candidate but someone else was a better fit, asked to consider a job in the Isle of Man and the above happens.I'm a slow burner, I'm furious now. If they ask me for another interview, I doubt they will, I'll tell them four members of their staff have interviewed me if they don't yet know whether or not i'm suitable for the job then forget it.Personally I think they are taking the piss. I cannot fathom out why.
Old_Man
HR Smutty - the curse of the working classes.They want anyone without a personality or edge that will never question.I'm working my own strategy out, department manager seems OK but next one down is a full weight cunt. No experience or people skills at all.Like asking whats stopping you from doing your job?Erm your 10 e-mails a day saying come on guys lets do this copied to all and sundry with your daily stats to the MD and everyone else in the business. Great management.I'm 49 you tool and at some point will offer you out you soft cunt.
Sunset_&_Vine
Pwllheli, on the Lynn peninsula. Not been in this neck of the woods before but the beaches with the backdrop of snowdonia are absolutely stunning. The raf jets flying over are a bit of a pain though.
Smutty_Lips
Shit, they've offered me the job. That's a surprise.I'll reluctantly accept it most likely and get some brass saved to help the gf put her daughter through university, she gets no help bar tuition fees but has to fund her accomodation and living expenses, she has money to cover the first year but beyond that no, so I'll do the decent thing. All of this is dependent on a work permit. Can carry on punting as a sideline. I've got an application in for a job in Sofia that would be a tough decision if i get that, job or home life.
scootay
Sat on the couch a bit light headed.What a frigging week so far. A lot of pain and discomfort from the op but so bored being at home with fuck all to do. Yesterday afternoon started being less in pain. Changed my dressing, had my first shit of the week and then had my first shower. All a massive improvement. Then after tea started getting toothache. Don't know if it's because I've had breathing apparatus down me throat or just bad luck. By 9 last night I was in absolute mind numbing pain and nothing would work. Popping pills for fun. 8am I rang the dentists and they don't open till 9. Rang the doctors and got in there for half 9. In the meantime rang the dentists and said they couldn't see me. Couldn't do emergencies as they were FOUR dentists down on the day! Doctors couldn't do owt so had to taxi it to the dentists. Again told I probably wouldn't be seen but I said I was in too much pain and would wait. Three hours later I was in a right state. Limped out the dentists and went for painkillers. Took two, nowt happened, took another two and still nowt happened. I was going out my fuckin mind with the pain. Eventually an hour later they get me in. She thinks I have an infection in my top gum. Puts a thing in my mouth for an x ray and tells me to close my mouth slowly. Misjudging the size of the apparatus I clamped down a bit hard and the pain that shot through me was immeasurable. I instantly went wet through and started breathing really heavy while I had this thing in me gob for five minutes. Then I could not breathe properly and I couldn't feel my arms or my hands. I've never passed out before but I think that nearly happened. The dentist sent down for glucose to bring me round. Still in agony and a bit out of it I wondered off into shipley. Shuffling, limping, gunning and wearing a track suit. I fit perfectly in with the rest of the shoppers. Someone up there fuckin hates me
Old_Man
Sorry shouldn't but It makes me laugh the lads on here.Turned up to pick little OM up tonight. No one there. Called ex wife getting an overseas ring tone.Texted her apparently agreed for them to go to Holland for the weekend.Can't recall agreeing owt.I'm fucking hopeless thats where I am.
Harvest
Christ Scootay, you're getting your NHS money's worth this week.
scootay
My next step I think is to pull two teeth out. I have two caps and the problems in or above them. This afternoon the pain went. I had two diohydrodienes or whatever they're called and my first antibiotic. By 6 the pain was horrendous again so did the same. It didn't work. Took two nurofens 20 mins later. Hour later couldn't cope so double dropped again and then tw paracetamol. Still no joy I was going out my mind. Rang my pal up and he came round with a morphine tablet, a zamadol and ten tramadols. He reckoned the zamadol would sort me and then send me to sleep. But no. Since then I have done that, the morphine and two tramadols. They have just taken the edge off. The throbbing is now manageable. Just. When I say I've not felt pain like it I mean it. No wonder I nearly passed out in the dentists. I really am on the verge of taking my teeth out. These antibiotics better start fucking working
Cuts
You're having a right year of it aren't you mate? Hope things turn round for you sharpish.
scootay
Yeah cuts it's been a shit year. My life's always been peppered with bad years though. Ask any of my mates to define bad luck and they'll say my name. I'm used to it in a way but always think bad luck can't last as long as this and sometime it's gonna change. I tend to always just get over it and move on. Start again. I've started again many times. I've also had nearly every illness that's ever been around, broke nearly every bone in my body. Our lass says I'm just a disaster zone and she's right. I still can't shift this pain and I've tried everything. Just clocked myself in the mirror and I look scary as fuck. Been drifting in and out of sleep all day listening to mick head nick drake and mercury rev. I'm completely off my tits on morphine and tramadols. Got to get through till Monday somehow. The pain was that bad I honestly don't care if I die trying to stop it. I also can't believe the dentists let me walk out of there in the state I was in. You'd have thought that having to give me glucose and stuff might have made them help a bit more. Sending me away for the weekend with co codomols? I can still feel a numbing throbbing pain even though I've had everything. Business is fucked tho. That's irreparable in its current model. We've dropped every car to virtually what we've got in them so no chance of profit or wages probably this year now. Tough as fuck but nothing we can do. We're in a slightly better position than leeds though.... for us we've wrote this season off and it's all about next year. We can stay where we are though and completely change our stock