Mitaman
[quote=smiley][quote=Reggie Perrin]Sat in Nuffield Leeds waiting for an elbow operation.[/quote]I'll see your dodgy elbow and raise you a kidney stone. Absolute. Fucking. Agony.[/quote]The Japanese home cure is to drink lots of beer. My father-in-law was trying to get me to get ratted when I had mine. Given the pain, a taxi to the hospital was the only option on my mind. They just gave me loads of water and I pissed it out, same result.Currently sat waiting for a flight in the domestic terminal at Haneda, down to the other end of Japan. I’m sat having a coffee in a cafe close to the gate. I want to commit murder. Theres a couple just plonked thenselves on the next table slurping their Ramen noodles like fucking champions. You never get used to that fucking sound, and these two cunts are world beaters. I have my earphones in listening to a youtube video and can still fucking hear them. I have cut that off to write this in the hope that this will calm my inner red mist. FFS.
Travis_Bickle
Court. Such a shame I can't write much of what happens in here. F***ing unbelievable at times.
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Travis_Bickle
Have been so tempted to use 'aleebee' in the past.Couple of people I know have the badge of honour of being in one of those court portraits. You may laugh but vulnerable witnesses have used dolls before. Puppets might be a stretch but nothing would surprise me these days....
CharlieG
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Harvest
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Mega_Armageddon_Chickens
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Travis_Bickle
Represented a bloke who had sex with a horse recently.....
Young_Marxist_at_Tescos
...Barnsley fan. Gospel.
Smutty_Lips
back in Peel after being stranded in Liverpool for two days after the high winds caused our flight to be cancelled. Had to sort out my own hotel, money i will get back. At the end of the holiday i was fucked and ready for home, couldn't relax.
Ray_Hankin's_shorts
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Travis_Bickle
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Bielsa’s_Bucket
Heathrow Airport, unfortunately waiting for a meeting, not an aeroplane.
Loose_Lips
[quote=Travis Bickle]So much you can't unsee and unknow in this job. Hard work at times....[/quote]I’ll fucking bet.
Ray_Hankin's_shorts
Running an AAR
Sunset_&_Vine
In bed, trying to sleep. Took an IT contract a year ago which has now finished. Battling to get another but the mass of unreturned emails and phone calls is starting to take its toll. Trying a bit of mindful medication but it's not helping yet.
Placid
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Kevin_Stapleton
IJmuiden. Waiting onboard the ferry back to Newcastle. The sea's looking a little choppy out there. Could be a long night...