Cunts thread?

CBIT

Anchor

CBIT There is a vid flating around of him being asked about visas and touring post brexit - he laighs it off in that typical gammon and says - we toured before we were in the EU! Pah!

Fucking gammon dickhead.

Edit: here yah go

cordshoes

Reminds me of this letter in VIZ:

Foxy_Dread

Re burglaries...

Aged about 35. Living in a rough area of York (softies really but rough for York) , the Mrs heard burglars breaking in every night. I was fed up of it and used to say wake me up when you hear them coming upstairs. Anyway one night I heard them too and leapt into action. No weapon to hand I grabbed the upright hoover and shot downstairs. Nothing, no break in. Phew.

I'm not sure what my plan was, I was probably only going to ask them to give the carpets a quick once over on their way out.

90Piesanhour

Anchor Bet he knows how to spell his own name, though.

Mike_Jones

Thick twat

Harvest

Fly tippers. All cunts.

zico

Harvest
Don`t start me off, nothing less than the death penalty for these cunts.

space

Harvest Every now and then an old washing machine or similar will appear at the end of our drive. Luckily the village curtain twitchers have the council on speed dial and report it before I have to.

Cooley

Harvest Like you, hate them. Never see them though, do you? In 52 years. I don’t think I’ve even seen one fly-tipper. Strange, when you consider there’s shit everywhere.

Harvest

There's a communal bin area for some flats opposite our house. Occasionally a mattress or broken garden furniture well appear there without warning. It's a cul de sac. Someone has to drive in, unload it, turn round and drive away. Cheeky bastards. That's annoying but the worse culprits are those wankstains who dump piles of rubble, bags, paint tins, carpets, general shite down country lanes. Absolute scum of the earth.

white_dragon

Loose_Lips I totally missed the post about your break in . Glad your OK.

Loose_Lips

white_dragon all fine mate, cheers.

Placid

Loose_Lips Just seen this, this week. All the best LL and fam. Hope you get a nice cheque from the man. Sack the car off and invest in coats, boots and new guitars...

Foxy_Dread

People who don't wash paint brushes after use.

It seems to be every woman I've been involved with thinks paint brushes are disposable.

As you may of guessed the paint brush I want to use for the skirting board has been fucked up overnight, she hasn't even been painting, just fucked about with some I had done without telling me.

heyho

Foxy_Dread we are currently in diy lock down frenzy and Mrs H (sorry actually me it would appear) is painting away. Anyway she bought some turps to clean our brushes, ok I hear you say. Well yes for the gloss paint but no for the wall paint that can simply by washed clean under a tap. They are shagged now

CharlieG

Cunt. Why the fuck is someone "camping" in lockdown?

Anchor

The Queen.

heyho

Anchor The Queen.

I'd love to meet the Queen in private. And say look luv (not maam) why are you letting a 70 odd year old geriatric be the next king. Skip him and give it to your grandson so this country can have a bit of youth and vitality in the post covid/brexit era which hopefully might epitomize this countries way forward.

Oh and stop your fucking Corgi humping my leg as well

Anchor

heyho I fucking hate all thhat protocol bollocks - what would happen if you called her bab or summat? Load of old cunt.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/feb/07/revealed-queen-lobbied-for-change-in-law-to-hide-her-private-wealth

Cunt does not want us to see what she earns either. I wonder why? Maybe we might moan about the fucking civil list a bit more then.

I often think she is hanging on for grim death in the hope Charlie boy will go first as she thinks he's a twat as well.

I wish they would all fuck off.

SardineTree

heyho
And she would say, 'that's why he's a fucking corgi! You fucking pleb!!'
😉

Mike_Jones

She should make Nonce Andrew king, that would fuck the whole thing up quicksmart.

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