Up early. 3 year old decided to have a lie in. Girlfriend in Croatia is critiquing my parenting from the side of pool via Whatsapp.
Swimming lesson for the boy at 10:30.
Chipotle bean chilli on for football related snacks later in the day.
Supermarket dash after to not make it look like me and my boy have lived like scum for 5 days.
Mate round with his kids at 3pm to warm up for the football.
Girls back at HT so we will time ponce consumption correctly to be absolving ourselves of the kids at almost that exact moment.
Obviously if Wizzair don't get their shit together that strategy may be more flawed than our transfer ambitions in January.