And if you win the one with the big ears, you'll then have to play the winners of the UEFA Cup.
And if you win that one, you'll have to play in the World Club Championship against the other six federations, and you'll want to win that one.
Then the FA Cup draw means you play one day (and a million miles away) before your pursuit of the World Club Championship.
Football's about trophies lad. Win them and you can shut any rival up.