I'm not renowned as the world's biggest pop music fan, but surely that single 'Incredible' by Gary Barlow has to be in the running for one of the worst songs ever written, and there've been some stinkers over the years. It's almost impressively bad, which is maybe what he was going for?

    And I repeat, never trust a bloke with a hair transplant.

    Granada Reports tonight.
    “and we hear from Gary Barlow about battling Steps for the Christmas number one”
    44 years ago they were putting the sex pistols on.

    I've things I can say about him, but will do this when we have our summer meeting, in the flesh.

    *No trainer circles though.

    CBIT I will send £10 to anybody who can tell me anything good that these 2 oxygen thiefs are bringing to this song, in comparision to Cerys and Tom Jones.

      That Gemma Collins has got her own programme, hasn't she? Who watches that shite, apart from people in a PVS?

        There's a clip of here sticking her fingers down her clouts and making her assistant smell her fingers. The filthy hag.

          90Piesanhour my girlfriend, all her mates etc.

          Initially they watch it to take the piss. Its hard to know if the producers feed her bullshit to inflate her fat cunt ego but perceived lack of awareness is astonishing....

          ...unless...

          ...what if she's a fucking genius who's created this character to take the piss out of people like my girlfriend?

          Could they be the joke?