Cooley I was making a nice curry with Michael Stipe but accidentally fell into the pan. That’s me in the korma.
cordshoes My friend's four year old has been learning Spanish for a whole year now and he still hasn't learned how to say please! Which is poor for four.
Cooley Harvest Ahhhhhhhhhh. (hangs head in shame/slopes off). ☹️ Ironic in a way because my knowledge of Roman numerals is legendary down here on the south coast. I blame the 4am alarm call.
Harvest These petrol price rises are really making me sad now. When I drive up to the pump I find myself just filling up.
