A bloke goes into a bar and tries to buy some cigarettes out of the machine, nothing comes out and he hears this voice all of sudden "you can't have any of these you fucking cunt".
So he goes up to the bar and orders a pint and while he is waiting grabs some peanuts out of the bowl on the bar and hears another voice "hey, you're a good looking fella".
When the barman comes back with his pint the guy tells him what happened and asks what it's all about.
So the barman tells him "The peanuts are complimentary but the cigarette machine is out of order".
