Cooley A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche.
Cooley My German cousin Hans was showing off his new car. I thought it was a bit odd as he had these snakes on the front, but apparently they’re his vindscreen vipers.
Cooley Me and my ex-wife are still arguing over who should have the kids. In a recent meeting about it I accidentally spilled trifle all over her. She got custardy.
Anchor I got a book out of the library the other day - there was a pair of trouser hems in side. That was a turn up for the books.
Cooley Hans is back. Now he’s showing me the weird lump of meat he has in the boot. That’s right, it’s his spare veal.
Cooley I bought a raffle ticket at the Astronomers Society. I didn’t win but I did get a constellation prize.
Cooley Just been to the chippy for lunch. There was a priest in full regalia behind the counter. I told him he looked out of place. He said yes, but plenty of cod and haddock left.
Cooley Did you know the actor Yul Brynner was a lifelong Liverpool fan and he never wore aftershave in his life? That’s right - Yul never wore cologne.
Cooley I’m looking forward to seeing Hannibal from the A-Team on Celebrity Bake Off next week. He loves it when a flan comes together.