Had a pop at mine yesterday. Cunt.
We share a hedge and in his infinite wisdom he’s cur his half down. Leaving me with obviously half a hedge.
His perogative and all that but it is comical. It is half a hedge. His side cut with such precision it makes it look beyond daft.
My main issue, that makes me sound like a cunt, is that it was planted to attract bees and by Christ it attracts pollinating bees in the summer like you have never seen.
Then just to arbitrarily hack it down!
I managed not to swear at him but did tell him it was ‘uncool’ I just kept thinking of the dude after that.