Placid Been a few. Best was in Brussels. I was driving a Cadillic Seville Gucci special in white. Proper pimp mobile. Been out pubbing and clubbing for many hours. Dropping someone off I was in the centre of Brussels stationary in what may or may not have been an outside lane. A flash AMG Merc came flying round the corner and hit me on the left hand corner. The merc disintegrated in a cloud of water and steam and other fluids. I had a broken indicator lense and a slightly bent front bumper. I thought, ok, now what do I do as the dodgy looking bloke started to get out of his car. I'd had a drink or two, I had no ID on me so I thought fuck it - whacked it in reverse down a side street and shot off down the road while this guy was shouting and carrying on. Dropped mate off, called in at home, picked up my passport and a bag of clothes and was out the country inside an hour. Got to the Kings for Saturday lunchtime. Following day I went back in my other car no problems. All this within spitting distance of the Grand Place. Wild days, those late 80s Brussels ones.