Dreams

fuzzy

Jon Think the footage effect is due to our memories being memories of memories replayed loads of times rather than direct memory of the event.

Can't remember seeing myself in a dream apart from when I've looked in a mirror and seen that I'm bald or something and panicked.

90Piesanhour

Jon I had a dream once, that was like a scene from a film, where cyborg type beings were killing humans, with one forcing a bottle down someone's throat, open end first, and the person was choking and coughing up blood that was filling the bottle up as it was being pushed further down his throat.

Nice.

Jon

90Piesanhour Blimey.

Jon

Woke up at 5am, didn’t sleep well. Woke up at 8;45 to my alarm. I phone my youngest every morning at 8:45 for a quick chat, highlight of most days. Anyway, the alarm went off and woke me with a jolt. I’d dreamt I was in Manhattan up three flights of stairs in some unofficial dining room full of Indonesian taxi drivers grabbing a quick snack between shifts. They were all eating big Yorkshire Puddings with lashings of gravy and dressed for their home country’s climate. It was snowing outside. I got a plate and poured gravy over my Yorkshire and paid. The gravy was rank. I left the food and hurried downstairs, headed to Penn for my train. I then realised I had a shopping bag from Nobody Beats The Whiz, a long gone electrical store. I looked inside and saw I had a piece of Scalextric track, the piece where the tracks intersect at a right angle. And then I woke up with an overwhelming urge to log into Amazon and order a slot car racing set.

Travis_Bickle

Jon Nobody Beats The Whiz

Bizmarkie-themed shops? Only in New York.

Kevin_Stapleton

Last night:
Was in a room with a big window. Outside the window there were two orangutan/gorilla type big apes on top of the house next door, pointing and screaming and generally monkeying around in that big ape way. They then noticed me, dropped down and starting staring at me through the glass. I then walked from the door into the middle of room, flicked them the v's and shouted 'Fuck off!' really loudly. At this point I woke up and the mrs was asking was I ok and what was I shouting about.

90Piesanhour

I had a dream the other night that I was good friends with Daniel Radcliffe, but one day he disappeared. I went looking for him at night and , as I was walking down a dark street, I noticed a light on in the upstairs room of a building and decided to go in. When I got upstairs I noticed he was with a few actors, rehearsing some kind of play and, even though he saw me, he blanked me completely. I stormed out and he came after me, begging for forgiveness. I ignored him, but he kept pleading with me until I got pissed off and, cupping my hands round one of his ears, I shouted as loud as I could: ‘It’s no good! You’ve really done it, now!’ Then I woke up.

90Piesanhour

Dreamt last night that I couldn’t find the right piece of sellotape to successfully seal whatever it was that was torn. It took me hours and, frustratingly, I woke up before I could complete the task.

Travis_Bickle

Last night's dream really bothered me when I woke up. In the midst of a cyclocross race outside a court building I was trying to get into (at night for some strange reason) and not being able to find my robes, laptop etc, later on I found myself too weak to take off my clothes, pick stuff up etc. No grip strength, no strength in my arms, legs buckling when I was walking. A sign of things to come. Just hope they're still a fair way off....

Harvest

I was chatting to Tony Gubba last night, which was a surprise. To us both I'd imagine.

Kevin_Stapleton

We'd kidnapped Donald Trump by getting him alone in a shipping container and then opening a hidden trap door in the floor and kicking him down it. I think we roughed him up a bit.

I have no idea who the other person was.

Next thing we're in the safe house somewhere in Northumberland and we realise that the secret service are closing in because Donald had a tracking chip embedded in his skin, so we attach him to some strange rocket/drone hybrid and fire him into the North Sea. So he drowns and also sends the secret service in another direction so we could make a leisurely escape.

Kevin_Stapleton

That's the second dream about the small-handed orange cunt this year. What to make of that I have no idea. I'd prefer leopards to be honest.

90Piesanhour

I dreamt last night that our son had brought out an album. I had a copy and I was examining the cover, which was a double album and was brown and purple in colour, and was thinking that I had to post about it on here when I woke up. Didn’t even get the chance to listen to it.

Harvest

I dreamt that I was in this big old working men's club. Someone shouted to turn the telly on. I looked behind me and there was a space where it should have been. 'TV's gone' I shouted back. 'Who? Terry Venables?' came the reply and everyone in the place was laughing and I'm laughing in my dream. Then another voice shouted, 'Nah, Tony Vlackvurn.' and I'm really tickled by this and chuckling away and the door opens and everyone puts their drinks down and it goes quiet and in he walks with a big grin, 'TV's back' and Tony Vlackvurn opens his arms up and he's winking and being all Smashie and Nicey.

CBIT

https://davehaslam.substack.com/p/dreams-never-end

90Piesanhour

Had a dream last night that I had been promoted to goalkeeper for the England A and B team. I was paraded in front of the crowd at Wembley and everything.

Foxy_Dread

90Piesanhour ha, I had a dream I was 34 yr old and was making my debut for Wales at centre forward, we won 3-1. I didn't score but roughed the centre half up and had a good game. I had only just turned pro.

Foxy_Dread

I went to see The Fall at a small multi-purpose hall in Halifax. The crowd looked like they didn't know the first thing about The Fall and we're in for a shock.

The band didn't show up, I spotted an old couple in the corner with their grown up but very small son, the poor unfortunate had the face of a wild boar.

Loose_Lips

I regret not going to see the Fall.

90Piesanhour

Loose_Lips I don’t.

CharlieG

90Piesanhour Oh yes you do - ah.

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