Dreams

90Piesanhour

I had a dream once where an ex-girlfriend told me she had changed her first name to 'Ruth', to which I replied, 'Oh, and I suppose you've changed your second name to 'Of the Mouth!'. I laughed so much in my dream that I woke myself up.

Cooley

Strange one last night. Had three flat tyres on my car, and who crops up to lend a hand : a young Michael Caine. I called him ‘Mike’ for some reason. ‘Mike’ proceeded to tell me that three flat tyres on an old car was a common occurrence, as he had a similar problem back in the sixties. 😟

Bod

Cooley
Sounds like something off Stella Street, been watching too much of that ?

Cooley

Bod I think you may be right. No, I haven’t been watching it, but I’m sure I posted a clip on here somewhere a few weeks back. Nice one.

90Piesanhour

I dreamt last night that we (that is, my family and loads of other people) were all watching a zombie film in some sort of open air cinema. This then changed to an actual xombie outbreak, with people running and screaming and turning into zombies. At this point, I was trying to find somewhere safe for me and my son, when we got separated. I then noticed some fighter jets being attacked and neutralised by some kind of spaceship as a precursor to some sort of alien invasion. Then I woke up.

fuzzy

Went to the barbers in my dream last night. Jo Wiley was cutting hair. She told me she had never used clippers before and I found myself giving her instructions on how to use them whilst thinking "this is a really bad idea".

Kevin_Stapleton

Having long random stream of consciousness dreams of late.

Last night I dreamt the wife and kids were shouting at me to wash my jeans, so I stomped off in a huff saying “Fine! If it makes you happy”

Also that @Travis_Bickle was telling me that Billy Graham had spoken at his dad’s funeral, and how nice of him that was.

Harvest

Last night I was in some sort of aircraft with Nick Knowles from DIY SOS. It was doing a circle of this port and as we were coming into land on a roof I thought this seems a bit fast. I asked Nick Knowles if we should be going that fast and he said he did the trip every day and it was fine but I could see his hands gripping the arm rest. We screeched into land on this roof and the brakes squealed as we were headed for a brick wall and we braced ourselves. We finally stopped right up against the wall and Nick Knowles said that he told me it would be alright but you could tell he was shitting it too.

Loose_Lips

Harvest this is one of my favourite posts ever.

Raposa

Dreaming about Nick Knowles ?
Not sure what to think about that?

😀

Harvest

Raposa It's probably because I need a new kitchen.

Harvest

Loose_Lips

Cooley

Three great Knowles’s: Nick, Tony and Eric. Can’t think of any others. Fuck.

Harvest

Cooley Cyril.

Harvest

⬆️ Missed opportunity there. Wide open.

Travis_Bickle

Nick fucking Knowles to give him his full name....

Anchor

Travis_Bickle I fucking hate Nick Knowles with a passion - he is a massive cunt. I had the mispleasure of working with him a few times - always on the interns/work experience - the noncey cunt.

space

Last night I dreamt that I was in a small queue to go into a dark room to meet God. I entered the room slightly behind Nick Cave. God gave him the choice of staying with him (in heaven?) or going back to earth. Nick chose to stay. I was next and God spoke to me and gave me the same choice. I chose life. Then my smart mouth kicked in and I asked him how I was supposed to carry on with life now that any reason to have faith had been destroyed as I had seen him for real - surely certainty destroys religion?"

I immediately woke up with my heart pounding so fast my watch was beeping at me and I thought I was having a cardiac. First thing I did was google Nick Cave and make sure he was OK.

I guess this shows you that you shouldn't talk back to God. Even if you're agnostic.

Cooley

Had Benedict Cumberbatch staying with us for the week. Lovely chap.

Foxy_Dread

I was loaded and in a fancy record store picking up any old LP I remotely liked when I saw some panini style cartoon cards that were based on The Pale Fountains. I was too tight to buy any but thought I will have to take a couple of stickers out photograph them and post them on here for Cuts and HJ to see. I opened a packet, took two out. One was presumably a band member, the sticker wasn't rectangular it was roughly in the shape of the band member. The second sticker was off a grey friars Bobby type terrier. I took a pic but the dream ended with me unable to upload it to OMJ.

hendersonjones

Foxy_Dread
Something on your mind ?
Faithful pillow

Flaneur

That's a shame Foxy, but at least you did have it in the "Palm of Your Hand...'

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