Dreams

Harvest

Three of us sat round a table, not sure who the other two were but I suspect they were off here. 'Let's get started then.' says one of them. I look down and the table is covered in bowls of cheese cut into small pieces and we each have a notebook. 'It's a cheese test, number your favourites from one to ten.' There were also cold glasses of beer that looked like the ones from Ice Cold In Alex.

space

Harvest Was one of the participants complaining about Wensleydale?

Travis_Bickle

Representing someone in a court in London. Judge was being a git. Said my client would be remanded in custody if he didn't surrender his passport etc. Fast forward to me leaving court in Leeds. Then going out later. Then realising I didn't tell anyone about the bail conditions and realising that whilst I'm on my way to the pub, my punter's probably on his way to prison. Panic ensues.
At that point I remember telling myself not to worry as it's only a dream. And then being awake and panicking all over again as I wasn't sure.

Kevin_Stapleton

Gareth Southgate as England manager, wearing an old Man Utd shirt (sort of late 70’s Addidas one with big collars) but it was made of wool and was not long enough, he had two on, one on top of the other. He was jogging onto the pitch and had a baldy heed like Bobby Charlton, or Donald Stott. I was really pissed off that England had resorted to wearing Man Utd kits.

I know, I know.

oneallanclarke

Typing this one I’ve just had here to make sure *I remember it tomorrow.
I fell asleep listening to the BBC reading of The Wasteland that’s on Sounds app, and it turned into a sone kind of Soho enactment of it, with the Sex Pistols and their Vivienne Westwood/Jordan/Siouxsie art school entourage, mixed in with the Francis Bacon Colony Rooms set. Peter Cook, Jeffrey Barnard too. Malcolm McClaren as the Tiresias figure. Also Maltese gangster razor boys, corrupt police and tragic hookers with hearts of gold so it was quite something, and I was sorry when I woke up.
Back to sleep in a mo. I think I’ll play the BBC prog again.

90Piesanhour

Had a recent dream where we had gone to the seaside (non-specific location) and I had decided to take our settee with us so that we could sit on the beach. Obviously, I had to dismantle it and rebuild it on the beach. Imagine my reaction when the tide came in and washed it out to sea! Won't be doing that again in a hurry.

Foxy_Dread

90Piesanhour I've had similar dreams, especially if when retrieving your sofa the sea was warm and you first noticed the water in your crotch area.

90Piesanhour

Foxy_Dread Didn't piss myself, luckily.

Harvest

It appeared that I owed OBL £1500 so I went to meet him in a pub to pay him. Mike from Only Fools and Horses was the landlord and it was early. He was going round all the pumps and testing them by letting a small bit of ale out of each one in a pint glass. Then when the glass was full, Nick Cotton held it up and said cheers and necked the lot.

EEPW

Left my corporate sales job with Vodafone back in 2009 (well got made redundant actually with a handsome pay off). However still to this day i wake up in cold sweats thinking that i haven't visited my customers in over 13 years and surely the management will find out ive been slacking. mental

hendersonjones

Jon
Most Fridays saturdays and sundays in the 80s that jon

Harvest

Both James Mason and Cary Grant were in my dream last night.

fuzzy

Been trying CBD gummies as my hips have been killing me. Had some pretty weird dreams this week, don't know if it's related. Flying about in the air by doing swimming breast stroke actions, ghosts in the house, all sorts. But last night's took the biscuit. I was going out with Bob Mortimer (ie he was my boyfriend) but I was stressed because I didn't fancy him. I was in a pub talking to a lass and I felt really attracted to her, I thought to myself, see I'm really attracted to women, I don't fancy men, I'm gonna have to tell Bob that as much as I love spending time with him, I just don't feel physically attracted to him. Then I woke up.I hope he was OK about it. I'm sure he will have been. Fucksake. What is wrong with me? He'd be such a catch.

90Piesanhour

I had a dream the other night that I was in one of those huge, American kitchens and the residents were grilling some chicken and making some cheese on toast under a massive grill. Strangely, there was also a dog, alive, luxuriating on the grill pan. I asked the owners if this was not a bit dangerous, but they said it was just keeping warm and liked it there. Fair enough. This was the soundtrack to the whole thing, too:

Harvest

I was talking to some American and he asked me what saveloys were. I told him they're a sort of sausage and we set off to find one. We're driving along and having to go slowly as there are lorries backed up to our left and right. He says 'Look, a saveloy' and points to the lorries. I say, 'That's not a saveloy', that's a convoy.' I'm laughing in my dream. We both sing the Convoy song. I look round and he's gone. The lorries are all now motorhomes and they seem to go on forever. I get out and go in one of them. I'm in the back and someone has left a packet of Munchies on the table and I'm wondering if you can still buy these as I used to love them. I start eating them. Then I hear a toilet flush and the door opens and in walks a big bloke and he's got a stocking on his head like a villain in The Sweeney. He doesn't seem that bothered that I'm eating his Munchies, which is a relief.

Cooley

I was interviewing The Cure’s Robert Smith in his house, and he was talking about his passion for windsurfing. That’s it.

Travis_Bickle

Cooley would explain that Barnet of his.....

fuzzy

I had long hair. Looked in a mirror and it was tied in some kind of top knot on top but still almost down to my waist in length. I thought "what the fuck am I playing at?" Then woke up.

Cooley

Travis_Bickle Ha! One of your better ones that.

oneallanclarke

I had a dream last night that Junior Firpo came back in the team for the Newcastle game and played so badly that people wanted to kill him, literally kill him, and I had to stop them despite being really pissed off with Firpo myself.

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