Mike Jones wroteWhat the fuck is going on in that Lasogga photo?! That's his mother and agent - all very German. "You like ze watersports?!"
I am more concerned with the photo itself, its either an iPhone photo in the foyer of one of those 'specialist' S&M clubs, or its a fashion shot where the photographer doesn't know fuck'all about lighting, composition or which lens to use (Size of her right hand indicates a wide lens). Terrible really.