currieforengland And she puts her arms around your neck and gives you a massive kiss and her mate moves in on your mate and it’s about 30 minutes into a new year and you’re back in and, naturally, you go, ‘Well happy New Year, no point going over all that again,’ and you just walk off, on your own, into the dark muttering something about getting a cab down to Jooves where you’ll neck red stripe And dance with strangers to dub reggae til 10am and feel great until the sun hits your face and you suddenly realise you’ve fucked up twice with this wonderful young woman now and there’ll likely be no third time. And your mate rings you up at lunchtime and asks you what the fuck you were thinking and you say was it that bad and he says she looked visibly shaken and explains how he always thought you were head over heels for her and you go this is gonna be a shite year, that kind of thing?
Sorry chaps? Just having a moment there.